How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

[CatParty]

From what I've read, Chris got his tom-tom, but that seems to have been a one-time thing to avoid dying in jail a Virgin With Rage. To this day he still whines about not having a girlfriend to bang out his promised daughter Crystal from.

The bigger question is why isn't Chris still seeking the comfort of hookers any longer. Is it because

a) He was only able to do it that one time because he had that extra cash from Bob's estate as well as the Tugboat "death benefit", but he can't afford it anymore

b) Barb found out about it and put a stop to that sort of seed-sowing right away

c) Chris had a lousy experience with the hooker because she was likely not up to his lofty demanding standards, and he refuses to do it again until it's for the rich supermodel of his dreams

she did give him asspats by complimenting his performance and duck. so that's reason enough to keep going back

 

[KatsuKitty]

From what I've read, Chris got his tom-tom, but that seems to have been a one-time thing to avoid dying in jail a Virgin With Rage. To this day he still whines about not having a girlfriend to bang out his promised daughter Crystal from.

The bigger question is why isn't Chris still seeking the comfort of hookers any longer. Is it because

a) He was only able to do it that one time because he had that extra cash from Bob's estate as well as the Tugboat "death benefit", but he can't afford it anymore

b) Barb found out about it and put a stop to that sort of seed-sowing right away

c) Chris had a lousy experience with the hooker because she was likely not up to his lofty demanding standards, and he refuses to do it again until it's for the rich supermodel of his dreams

The answer is d) The money is better spent on his vidya.

 

[Thetan]

From what I've read, Chris got his tom-tom, but that seems to have been a one-time thing to avoid dying in jail a Virgin With Rage. To this day he still whines about not having a girlfriend to bang out his promised daughter Crystal from.

The bigger question is why isn't Chris still seeking the comfort of hookers any longer. Is it because

a) He was only able to do it that one time because he had that extra cash from Bob's estate as well as the Tugboat "death benefit", but he can't afford it anymore

b) Barb found out about it and put a stop to that sort of seed-sowing right away

c) Chris had a lousy experience with the hooker because she was likely not up to his lofty demanding standards, and he refuses to do it again until it's for the rich supermodel of his dreams

she did give him asspats by complimenting his performance and duck. so that's reason enough to keep going back

The other possibility is that there are very few hookers who would either be in Chris's price range, or be willing to go a round with him in the first place. I'm wondering if the original hooker would be willing to be with Chris for a second time: money notwithstanding. There are some guys even a hooker won't touch. (Heh.... imagine Chris being on a kind of hooker 'blacklist" - a DO NOT F**K list).

Hookers are used to dealing with some pretty weird tastes, fetishes and whatnot still..... sex with Chris must have been odd to say the least, taking into consideration his childish, sometimes overtly chauvenistic ideas about women and his odd/unhealthy co-dependent relationship with his mother. Hopefully, for her sake, he showered beforehand.

Of course she complimented his performance and his pathetic bent duck. She'd say whatever she thought he wanted or expected her to say as long as she was 'on the clock'. Can Chris really be so naive that he actually thought she was sincere? Oh... wait a minute...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once.

WHAT?!

Could've sworn this was brought up before. But honestly, makes it more pathetic to me so it makes sense.

 

[Marvin]

He might've done it multiple times, but not continually. He enjoyed it, but I think hookers are too expensive for him to do it regularly. Plus, sex is nice and all, but he really wants a solution to his crushing loneliness. Also it'd be tricky to get away from Barb nowadays.

 

[Bridechu]

His Facebook status said something like "I thought losing my virginity would make me more comfortable around girls but it hasn't". It's really what I expected would happen if Chris ever paid to have what he considered an albatross around his neck removed. It didn't make him a stud or a master, the hooker didn't give up her trade and become his girlfriend after his mindblowing boning, and in the end nothing really changed.

 

[The Dude]

From what I've read, Chris got his tom-tom, but that seems to have been a one-time thing to avoid dying in jail a Virgin With Rage. To this day he still whines about not having a girlfriend to bang out his promised daughter Crystal from.

The bigger question is why isn't Chris still seeking the comfort of hookers any longer. Is it because

a) He was only able to do it that one time because he had that extra cash from Bob's estate as well as the Tugboat "death benefit", but he can't afford it anymore

b) Barb found out about it and put a stop to that sort of seed-sowing right away

c) Chris had a lousy experience with the hooker because she was likely not up to his lofty demanding standards, and he refuses to do it again until it's for the rich supermodel of his dreams

she did give him asspats by complimenting his performance and duck. so that's reason enough to keep going back

The other possibility is that there are very few hookers who would either be in Chris's price range, or be willing to go a round with him in the first place. I'm wondering if the original hooker would be willing to be with Chris for a second time: money notwithstanding. There are some guys even a hooker won't touch. (Heh.... imagine Chris being on a kind of hooker 'blacklist" - a DO NOT F**K list).

Hookers are used to dealing with some pretty weird tastes, fetishes and whatnot still..... sex with Chris must have been odd to say the least, taking into consideration his childish, sometimes overtly chauvenistic ideas about women and his odd/unhealthy co-dependent relationship with his mother. Hopefully, for her sake, he showered beforehand.

Of course she complimented his performance and his pathetic bent duck. She'd say whatever she thought he wanted or expected her to say as long as she was 'on the clock'. Can Chris really be so naive that he actually thought she was sincere? Oh... wait a minute...

More like "on the cock" amiright?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

His Facebook status said something like "I thought losing my virginity would make me more comfortable around girls but it hasn't". It's really what I expected would happen if Chris ever paid to have what he considered an albatross around his neck removed. It didn't make him a stud or a master, the hooker didn't give up her trade and become his girlfriend after his mindblowing boning, and in the end nothing really changed.

I think practically everyone overestimates how good their first time will be considering what a milestone losing your virginity is considered to be. The difference is Chris had a decade or so longer to build up his expectations and he built up a large part of his personality around it.

Ironically I imagine losing his virginity was actually quite a crushing blow to Chris because he finally learnt what sex actually is as opposed to the magical cure-all he made it out to be.

 

[Marvin]

His Facebook status said something like "I thought losing my virginity would make me more comfortable around girls but it hasn't". It's really what I expected would happen if Chris ever paid to have what he considered an albatross around his neck removed. It didn't make him a stud or a master, the hooker didn't give up her trade and become his girlfriend after his mindblowing boning, and in the end nothing really changed.

I think practically everyone overestimates how good their first time will be considering what a milestone losing your virginity is considered to be. The difference is Chris had a decade or so longer to build up his expectations and he built up a large part of his personality around it.

Ironically I imagine losing his virginity was actually quite a crushing blow to Chris because he finally learnt what sex actually is as opposed to the magical cure-all he made it out to be.

Eh, he was really excited about it for awhile after it happened. He talked about how it would be the first thing he'd think of when he woke up, and how he'd be smiling, thinking about it all day. Now, the problem is that it doesn't last forever. Eventually he went back to his normal life. That was what sucked for him.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Eh, he was really excited about it for awhile after it happened. He talked about how it would be the first thing he'd think of when he woke up, and how he'd be smiling, thinking about it all day. Now, the problem is that it doesn't last forever. Eventually he went back to his normal life. That was what sucked for him.

Is this private or public info? I don't remember reading about that, must have missed it

 

[Marvin]

Eh, he was really excited about it for awhile after it happened. He talked about how it would be the first thing he'd think of when he woke up, and how he'd be smiling, thinking about it all day. Now, the problem is that it doesn't last forever. Eventually he went back to his normal life. That was what sucked for him.

Is this private or public info? I don't remember reading about that, must have missed it

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm sure it's super secrets but has this "trusted friend" he mentions in the post spoken about this?

 

[Marvin]

I'm sure it's super secrets but has this "trusted friend" he mentions in the post spoken about this?

Beats me.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Over/under on the number of Sonichus drawn on the items in the gift basket?

 

[The Dude]

Over/under on the number of Sonichus drawn on the items in the gift basket?

I'm sure it was a GRAND NUMBER of them.

 

[milkshark]

His Facebook status said something like "I thought losing my virginity would make me more comfortable around girls but it hasn't". It's really what I expected would happen if Chris ever paid to have what he considered an albatross around his neck removed. It didn't make him a stud or a master, the hooker didn't give up her trade and become his girlfriend after his mindblowing boning, and in the end nothing really changed.

I think practically everyone overestimates how good their first time will be considering what a milestone losing your virginity is considered to be. The difference is Chris had a decade or so longer to build up his expectations and he built up a large part of his personality around it.

Ironically I imagine losing his virginity was actually quite a crushing blow to Chris because he finally learnt what sex actually is as opposed to the magical cure-all he made it out to be.

Eh, he was really excited about it for awhile after it happened. He talked about how it would be the first thing he'd think of when he woke up, and how he'd be smiling, thinking about it all day. Now, the problem is that it doesn't last forever. Eventually he went back to his normal life. That was what sucked for him.

I find it hard to imagine that he didn't just go back to the same hooker if it was as great as he says it was. The fact that he hasn't done it again makes me think he really can't afford to pay. This is the same guy who buys every console full price on day one. Did this hooker cost more than the $599 PS3 he bought? It's pretty wild to imagine that Bob's will money to Chris was spent on an extravagantly costly prostitute, So Chris could lose his virginity without ever lowering his unrealistic standards for a sweetheart.

 

[Marvin]

I find it hard to imagine that he didn't just go back to the same hooker if it was as great as he says it was. The fact that he hasn't done it again makes me think he really can't afford to pay. This is the same guy who buys every console full price on day one. Did this hooker cost more than the $599 PS3 he bought? It's pretty wild to imagine that Bob's will money to Chris was spent on an extravagantly costly prostitute, So Chris could lose his virginity without ever lowering his unrealistic standards for a sweetheart.

Who said he didn't go back to the same hooker?

Plus Chris and Barb have bills.

 

[Hyperion]

I do recall him mentioning a "cherokee gal pal" in one of the Facebook/Twitter things. I also seem to recall the hooker being a "cherokee" woman.

 

[CatParty]

I do recall him mentioning a "cherokee gal pal" in one of the Facebook/Twitter things. I also seem to recall the hooker being a "cherokee" woman.

he would add the hooker who took his virginity to his facebook.

 

[The Dude]

I do recall him mentioning a "cherokee gal pal" in one of the Facebook/Twitter things. I also seem to recall the hooker being a "cherokee" woman.

he would add the hooker who took his virginity to his facebook.

That would be hilarious.