How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

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I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Chris Chan's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
 
Thetan said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
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As long as she gets paid I doubt she gives a shit either way.
 
Thetan said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
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Chris's hooker has no idea who Chris is. To her he's just another weird client for her to have sex with.

It's not like she's keeping tabs on the forum to see if she's mentioned or anything.
 
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I wonder if this is Chris's Cherokee Gal Pal?

http://virginia.backpage.com/Female...urvaceous-well-reviewed-google-me-22/10207097

She's the only one I could find who was in the right age range and claimed to be part Cherokee. She's part 'Ebony' too though, and I'm not sure if Chris would go for that, considering he's a racist redneck.

Alec Benson Leary said:
Thetan said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
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Chris's hooker has no idea who Chris is. To her he's just another weird client for her to have sex with.

It's not like she's keeping tabs on the forum to see if she's mentioned or anything.
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Good point....

Guess Chris isn't the only one whose over-estimating his internet fame.... :oops:
 
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity?
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I imagine the Cherokian hooker has been :julay: 'ed by now. If Ryan Bash sent some hookers to his house now he'd reenact the CWC rockin 4 way.
 
Thetan said:
She's the only one I could find who was in the right age range and claimed to be part Cherokee. She's part 'Ebony' too though, and I'm not sure if Chris would go for that, considering he's a racist redneck.
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She had the mythical china. She could have been a sasquatch and Chris would have still given her the best 30 seconds of his life.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity?
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I imagine the Cherokian hooker has been :julay: 'ed by now.
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People haven't found her yet.
 
Thetan said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
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I wonder if the hooker wasn't happy that Chris gave her some "presents", and I don't mean the kind you put into a gift basket either?
 
Marvin said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity?
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I imagine the Cherokian hooker has been :julay: 'ed by now.
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People haven't found her yet.
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Maybe...

Maybe Chris killed her and hid the body???
 
He wears her skin and dances around like Ed Gein.
 
Well, people do say he's like Norman Bates.

He killed her in the shower while she was cleaning up. He was wearing his mother's clothes, and stabbed her.

When he left his psychotic state, he realized what had happened, wrapped her in the shower curtains, and placed her in the trunk of her car. He then drove the car to a pond, put the car in neutral, and pushed the car into the pond.

He left the pond, with a strange grin on his face.
 
You're all pretty close, but I think we all know deep down that Barb was never going to let anyone come between her and her precious baby boy and live.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Well, people do say he's like Norman Bates.

He killed her in the shower while she was cleaning up. He was wearing his mother's clothes, and stabbed her.

When he left his psychotic state, he realized what had happened, wrapped her in the shower curtains, and placed her in the trunk of her car. He then drove the car to a pond, put the car in neutral, and pushed the car into the pond.

He left the pond, with a strange grin on his face.
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>Implying he hasn't pulled a full out Silence of the Lambs
:tomgirl:
 
derpi said:
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Well, people do say he's like Norman Bates.

He killed her in the shower while she was cleaning up. He was wearing his mother's clothes, and stabbed her.

When he left his psychotic state, he realized what had happened, wrapped her in the shower curtains, and placed her in the trunk of her car. He then drove the car to a pond, put the car in neutral, and pushed the car into the pond.

He left the pond, with a strange grin on his face.
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>Implying he hasn't pulled a full out Silence of the Lambs
:tomgirl:
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Goodbye Sonichu! I'm cryin' over you!

Thetan said:
I'd imagine that Chris's 'Cherokee Gal Pal' is laying low. Hooker or not, do you really think she wants to be known as the woman who took Our Pet Lolcow's virginity? Not a distinction most women would want. Besides, it might not be good for her future business. If you were one of her prospective customers, would you want to poke her anywhere Chris's nasty bent duck had been?
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It amazes me how many people who follow OPL have the same misconceptions that Chris does in that they assume everyone knows who he is or even gives a shit if they did know who he is.
 
Saney said:
Marvin said:
He did enjoy it. And he might not've only done it once. :tomgirl:
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WHAT?!
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My thoughts exactly.
 
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