How Hard Have You Been Banhammered? - Teenage Autism Breakdown

LazarusOwenhart

LazarusOwenhart

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So what communities have we all be banned from guys? What did you do that made you so toxic (intentionally or not) that you had to be banned from an entire community?

I got banned from AOL Dialup twice for being basically the biggest asshole in the chatrooms. A combination of being a 14 year old edgelord and a newfound ability to swing my dick around in a community of people who couldn't do anything back created a perfect storm of asshattery that got me banned. I straightened up when an AOL rep read some chat logs to my Mum who simultaneously found out what an asshole her son was AND what hardcore cybersex was all in one fascinating hour long phone call.

I also used to be a member of a 2edgy4U, now defunct forum called the Church Of The Mincing Machine which had all of 100 members. Because all the mods were English the place was more or less unsupervised from about midnight to ten AM and I, being drunk as fuck, thought it would be HILARIOUS to spend about three hours shitting up every single thread on the place with pictures linked from rotten.com. They were unamused.
 
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I got banned from Twitter once for trying to defend Selena Gomez from Justin Bieber fans when I was... 14, I'd say?

That's about it, really. I'm a stickler for the rules. Although I almost did get banned from DeviantART when I was 10 because it was obvious I was 10... somehow nobody ever reported me. Probably because I was a small group of artists' little sperg and they wanted to see me improve.
 
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Got myself banned IRL from living on campus back when I was in college. They thought I might've been a danger to myself and others so instead of handling the situation, they kicked me off campus so if I decided to kill myself hopefully I'd have the decency of not doing it on campus.

Otherwise, I got nada.
 
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Back when you could say almost anything on twitter I ended up in a shitposting argument with someone where I purposefully picked the most outrageous position possible, it ended with people avoiding @ing me while talking about what I've said and eventually an entire sub community on twitter essentially blocked me.

I.e If you wanna talk with us, or about this thing; you need to block tetra.
I don't know if that counts as a ban as I wasn't banned from logging in but they did block me from being able to interact with that community with an artificial entrance rule.

I said something like "trans people should be locked up for their own good and maybe their suicide rates would go down"
mixed with some genuine and somewhat-popular opinions like "Speech should be enforced upon corporations and governments alike"

Either way, I guess I became to much of a nuisance for them.
 
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I played ROBLOX from around 10-14 years old... yeah, I know. It was free (mostly). Just so everyone knows I didn't spend any real money on it. Anyways, I started getting bored of it and wanted to permanently stop playing. So, my autistic 14-year old self devised a plan; I would pretend that I died IRL.

...it wasn't actually that crazy of a plan, to be frank (but still pretty autistic). Basically, I stayed logged out for a few days and when I finally logged back in, I changed my bio. It was something along the lines of "Hi, I'm a real life friend of [my ROBLOX username] and I have to tell you all something. The owner of this account is no longer alive," but longer and much more in-depth. I essentially banned myself from the site.

A few weeks later, I got bored. So, out of curiosity, I decided to check up on my account. And, lo' and behold, my account was banned (for real this time).

It went better than I could've possibly imagined...
 
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quietly ejected from a Star Wars Online: The Old Republic discord server because despite being friends with a guy in it and having tried launch, I refused to resubscribe and play that piece of shit & instead used it to to play Blizzard games with him.

Cuddly Pirate said:
exploiting chinks in code.
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I got kicked out of the Jazz Band in school for being a nuisance. I was a competent player (good enough to play 1st chair a few times), but was so rowdy and rambunctious I was asked to not come to practices again.

Also got banned from r/Bourbon for shit-talking Blantons and just decided to nuke my reddit after that.
 
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Been banned from hundreds, maybe even a thousand game servers for griefing/being a complete jackass.

Been banned from some boards on 4chan a few times for getting drunk and being about the worst poster imaginable.

I regret nothing, it was fun.
 
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Temp ban for one account from fool.com's message boards, back when they were actually active. Also perma ban for about nineteen socks. They had an upvote system and I tried to get cute.

An AOL alt account deleted for some vaguely sexual name like BigBlackJohnson, though that wasn't it.

I used to waste my time on a bunch of vBulletin boards that I honestly don't remember if I got banned from or not. Possibly. Libertyforum.net (or com?), discussanything.com, debateanything.com, thephora.net, stumbleinn.net. I'm not even sure any of them even exist any more.
 
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