How Hard Have You Been Banhammered? - Teenage Autism Breakdown

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I got chat banned on Overwatch for saying "EZ" too much.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Years ago when I was a whiny teen goth, I was a member of Vampire Freaks. For those that don't know, you can rate members and also members can become moderators and they can see whoever rates them. Guess who was banned after rating a mod negatively? I was! Fucking asshole!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Got banned from aol for talking about the plus’ of abortion in a pregnancy chat.

Got a sock ps4 account banned for having the name ‘ChildPredatorJoe’.

Banned from various Christianity chat rooms for prasing Satan, saying that God was a pedophile, and Jesus liked to watch, and other fun things.

Banned from the elder scrolls forum for making fun of the devs by calling them first year interns, mocking the changes, and being a total asshole to anyone who would praise them just for kicks.

 

[Lez]

One time, I got kicked from a chat automatically for saying 'basement' because it has 'semen' in the middle. It was a very child-friendly chatroom.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

This is the first website I've ever had a "serious" account on. I got a tap from the banhammer for inviting a bunch of people (and a very specific account) into a conversation.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I got banned on a Star Wars Discord group where I produced most of the main content, I was well received by members and then had the audacity to call out the staff for being morons for closing the site/discord because they didnt like The Last Jedi. Let's just say the closed earlier than they anticipated.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Currently banned from 4chan for posting Ellen Page's tits on /tv/

 

[Slap47]

Banned from Resetera, Facepunch and VGLan, all forums famous for having autistic moderators that would go on power trips. Also banned from various Steam groups and Discord servers I decided to participate in at a whim (eg, the transgender community steam group).

Always for expressing the wrong opinion. Garry mod server bans for fucking with people are given though.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm boring and/or a goody two shoes who has never gotten into really serious trouble, but I did get a three-day ban from Newgrounds. Apparently posting "my soul hurts" on a Stu Pickles porn animation counts as "bullying."
I did get some accounts banned during the Great Neopets Shitstorm but I don't think that really counts since that's me deliberately being a tard.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I got banned from the general chat for spamming the emoji movie description

 

[8777BB5]

A long time ago I decided to troll the Sodor Island Forums, which is where twenty and thirty something Thomas the Tank Enginefags go to praise their six wheeled blue savior. I was there for two years secretly trolling and seeing how mad I could make the idiots. A week after my second anniversary three things happened that got me the ban hammer: The first was me getting a strike for calling a picture of Percy kissing one of the My Little Ponies creepy, the second was for posting a picture of an HO scale model of Peter Sam surrounded by female nudists and the final strike was for me telling one of the mods that I thought Henry's Forest was a stupid episode.

 

[Piss Clam]

Moderator at a Software Developer site. After a few years got tired of some of the BS and started shitposting (I was kind enough to say I'm done with moderating before I did that).

15 years later I'll still get banned on sight.

I don't usually register for sites so it's hard to get banned.

 

[MacMasonry]

When I was 12 I got banned from DeviantArt for being 12, after I admitted I was 12 on a post from another user who also admitted they were 12 on DeviantArt
Also if your looking for some hardcore :autism:, look up 'adumm57' on DA. If that account still existed I could have a thread all about myself here

 

[AnOminous]

I've copped a series of 72 hour bans on 4chan for various shitposting. Banned from /pol/ and /leftypol/ on 8chan for more or less the same. Mostly really minor shit. I've collected a fair number of threadbans here for shitposting, including the coveted "You Are Not Dynastia" ban. Also a couple temporary forum bans mainly for acting like a complete fucking idiot.

My favorite ban though was from FurryMUCK years ago because I ripped off the code for some vending machine they had in-game and turned it into a spambot that would either randomly spam "YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS," randomly move to other locations, or spam copies of itself that would then also do this. They fixed this pretty quickly but not before it crashed the server.

When I was 12 I got banned from DeviantArt for being 12, after I admitted I was 12 on a post from another user who also admitted they were 12 on DeviantArt
Also if your looking for some hardcore :autism:, look up 'adumm57' on DA. If that account still existed I could have a thread all about myself here

I used to post scumbag bait threads on 4chan sometimes where you would respond if the digits above you were the year you were born, then report anyone who was under 18.

 

[jewelry investor]

Maybe a few source game servers. I'm a nice boy, I don't mess up on internet forums.

I got chat banned on Overwatch for saying "EZ" too much.

That's fucked up. The main reason I loved tf2 was because of the community, you could call each other faggots and micspam.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

I was banned so bad that they had to legitimately change their site's parameters and change around the forum policy to a wait time of 24 hours of checking the ip address for moderator approval.

At first the ban was like 1-2 times, then I got stupid and tried to do the "I'll do a sockpuppet account!" and then that's what happened lol. And it was with some bullshit community about webcomics, and I had no social skills whatsoever.

 

[James Howlett]

After a few bans from the Blizzard forums (specifically Overwatch, I was the guy who kept making threads asking for hats) I earned a lifetime ban after one user created a thread about how he was so stressed at the state of the game, it had led him to entertain the idea of suicidal thoughts.

I sympathized with them and offered a link to a website that provides a directory of states and practices that provide doctor assisted suicide in the U.S.

I was also a high level moderator of a gaming clan's site website where I waz banned for calling someone's wife "fat, but fuckable". The clan ran into legal trouble when they were accused of creating a Counter-strike drinking game without making a disclaimer that minors can't play.

I know I'm an asshat, but I'm still amazed that I'm repeatedly banned for literally my nicest/most empathetic posts online.l

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I got banned for pretending to be a Russian manager, who was going to reboot the band Whitesnake, of course, I was doing this on a transgender support forum for shits and giggles.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Got my first ban at age 14 on a BBS (this was a long fucking time ago, clearly) when I quoted a Dead Milkmen song 'Stuart' in a message thread with 'But do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?' The sysop was unamused, clearly didn't know the DM, and 'nuked' me (as we called it then) from the BBS. Presumably for hate speech against homos. I didn't really think to attribute the quote, hell I was 14.

I was subsequently banned from some other BBSs after that when I discovered how much fun pissing people off online can be. Eventually growing up and IRL stuff made me leave BBSs behind.

Later on, the Internet became a thing but I didn't get into it until 1998. I wanted to play the online MMO 'EverQuest' which required an Internet connection, so then I discovered #1 internet forums and #2 PvP servers, and their associated shitshow forums. Natural inclination to troll led to massive PKing and then shit-talk on the forums, and I was banned from several, eventually all us assholes joined a single Sullon Zek (race-war PVP) server forum, hosted on EZboard, and as we stopped playing EQ, we elevated our trolling instead, eventually launching 'Jihads' against other EZboard communities, as EZboard was incredibly easy to hack at the time.

Long story short, I was IP and account-name banned from all of EZboard. A pretty big thing in the early 2000s.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

I have been kicked from about a thousand tf2 servers for spamming binds
I also got banned from a ttt gmod server for naming myself "nobody" and anyone who has spent over an hour playing ttt knows what this means.
Been banned from wrong planet too, and several steam forums, and several gmod server forums.