How Hard Have You Been Banhammered? - Teenage Autism Breakdown

The worst I ever got was just getting a week tempban on another forum for acting like an autistic cunt when I was like 13.
 
This is a real :autism: story, but whatever.

I was banhammered from an app called "Taylor Swift: The Swift Life™" (yes, the trademark sign is in the name).

It's an echo chamber for Taylor Swift fans to post up all kinds of stupid and gay shit. I made an account for late night shitposting. The admins didn't like that I was posting memes and commenting dumb stuff, so I was banned within a couple hours for "bullying and harassment".

Also, I had @souljaboy as my handle for like thirty minutes. When I refreshed the app after taking a break, it was changed to a bunch of gibberish. I am not joking.
 
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One time I was on my phone trying to post on I think /an/ when I was informed that I had been permanently banned for posting CP on /mlp/

The message itself was surreal enough, but knowing there's some 4chan shitposter who actually posted child porn on the fucking my little pony board in my relatively small hometown haunts me to this day.
 
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AnOminous said:
That's fucking impressive. How the fuck do you get banned from wrong planet for being too autistic?

I got banned from one steam forum for calling someone a filthy, dirty Jew.
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Autists don't handle the word re.tarded very well, and I made some false reports.
Took a whole day to get banned because the admins they have don't show up too much.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
One time I was on my phone trying to post on I think /an/ when I was informed that I had been permanently banned for posting CP on /mlp/

The message itself was surreal enough, but knowing there's some 4chan shitposter who actually posted child porn on the fucking my little pony board in my relatively small hometown haunts me to this day.
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One of these was my weirder bans. I got a ban message from 4chan for being a camwhore. I am not a camwhore.

However, I ran the wireless router for a place I lived and it served the floor above and below (or at least it did before the idiots upstairs could not control their porn torrenting bandwidth and needed to go pay for their own Internet).

I'm pretty sure I knew who the chick was and was very disappointed that I couldn't find any of the material in question because she was hot as hell and fuck anyone who got her banned.
 
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I joined Gaiaonline when I was around 14 purely for the flash games and then started shitposting on their forums. A few months in, they had migrated to new forum software which let you exploit a ton of glitches. I found a glitch that let me use any size I wanted, then went into an AMA with the admins of the website and posted in size 9001 font in the first page of the thread. Because this was 2006, it made hundreds of people's computers either crash or slow to a crawl and I was banned in an instant.
 
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A million years ago I was a moderator on &Totse, if anyone remembers that. It was a reasonably entertaining forum back in those halcyon days when web 1.0 was dying out. I shared some posts from the super sekrit mod forum in spurious generalities (their general forum) when I was on mod rotation there. I honestly don't even remember what they were about, I was in the sixth grade or something and somehow an above average grasp of the English language was enough to be made a mod on a forum of what I imagine was mostly stoners, kids who read the anarchist cookbook and tried to make grenades out of tennisballs and matchstick heads, and 133t haxxors who were trying to pass off ancient tips and tricks for mostly obsolete telephone systems as hot stuff for the modern hacker. It was a fun place though and I think it died not terribly long after that.

That's pretty much it, I'm a boring guy.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
DEETS man!
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It is not interesting. I had 90 day visa because customer did not do required work to secure me long term visa. So I must fill out forms for longer visa. The questions are stupid and I flag as terrorist or something.

Some of the questions were

"Have you ever been a member of a military or paramilitary organization"

"Have you had firearm training"

"Have you had been part of a group or organization with access to weapons of mass destruction"

I had to say yes to these things so my visa is denied. This cause many problems because I must leave and there are not many ports in Australia and there are only two companies that run them so I am effectively blacklisted from country.
 
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I got banned for scamming people on runescape a lot in like middle school, just the usual "ok, ill glitch your items, now log off and log back in" and then you run off and when they pm you again you go "idk what you're talking about, you got the wrong guy" that game got boring so that was the best way to have fun with it.

I also got banned on some app where you could post secrets but chat with people for making fun of guys in polyamory relationships who were getting cucked and for making fun of old creeps.
 
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In the mid 2000s, I got banned from a small Myspace-like site numerous times for being abusive and saying offensive things in the forums. It started off with one innocent comment and a person who was extremely easily offended, and then I just kept trolling it for fun. Because of me, they did things like add a swear filter, a prominent report button, and Reddit-like "upvotes" and "downvotes" to posts and comments, with a setting to hide posts that dropped into the negative numbers. I went through multiple accounts until they IP banned me from creating a new one, so I made a bunch of accounts on a friend's computer and then log in with them at home. The site is no longer active, and the last time I went there it was a ghost town.

I've been banned from Yahoo Answers countless times for trolling there too, but who honestly hasn't?
 
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JustStopDude said:
It is not interesting. I had 90 day visa because customer did not do required work to secure me long term visa. So I must fill out forms for longer visa. The questions are stupid and I flag as terrorist or something.

Some of the questions were

"Have you ever been a member of a military or paramilitary organization"

"Have you had firearm training"

"Have you had been part of a group or organization with access to weapons of mass destruction"

I had to say yes to these things so my visa is denied. This cause many problems because I must leave and there are not many ports in Australia and there are only two companies that run them so I am effectively blacklisted from country.
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This is pretty fucked. Any American who wouldn't have to answer yes to most of these questions is barely even an American.
 
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Well let's see there's the time I got banned for telling Huntin' Slash that Applecat wasn't the prettiest ween.
and then there was that other time I got banned for telling Huntin' Slash that Commando is an overrated B movie.
and then there was that other other time I got banned for telling Huntin' Slash that I organized Vince Vaughn to visit him on his birthday.
 
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