How Hard Have You Been Banhammered? - Teenage Autism Breakdown

[The Un-Clit]

It is not interesting. I had 90 day visa because customer did not do required work to secure me long term visa. So I must fill out forms for longer visa. The questions are stupid and I flag as terrorist or something.

Some of the questions were

"Have you ever been a member of a military or paramilitary organization"

"Have you had firearm training"

"Have you had been part of a group or organization with access to weapons of mass destruction"

I had to say yes to these things so my visa is denied. This cause many problems because I must leave and there are not many ports in Australia and there are only two companies that run them so I am effectively blacklisted from country.

That's fuckin' throwed, bro. Jesus tits, the only term that makes me shudder more then 'social justice warrior' is 'weapons of mass destruction.' Seriously. All the irony of that term drained out by the mid 2000s, leaving only mental pain and retardation behind.

And of course you can't really safely lie on the visa app, or if they do deeply fact-check you you're extra fucked.

You really should still be able to appeal that and say "hey, I have legit reasons for saying yes to those questions, here they are. I do not look like or have a religion or ideology of a terrorist and I am not a goddamn terrorist."

But that's expecting sanity in the world post-911, which is pretty fucking stupid.

 

[Dysnomia]

I was never banned from any site myself as I was always a good little egg. But I once emailed CJayC on GameFAQs and begged him to unban someone because I missed messing with him. This was the same person who got me modded for flaming because I posted that he lived in a dumpster in the back of McDonald's. This was one of four moderations I'd receive.

I have since learned to be at peace with my past :autism:.

One was for talking about Aeris dying with no spoiler warning. This was like a decade after the game was released. I think that's a little harsh. But there was always a zero tolerance policy for spoilers with no warning. I heard it even counts for saying Darth Vader is Luke's father. It even counts for saying Zack dies at the end of that PSP game. Crisis Core? Even though the game is about the events leading up to him dying. Did people think he actually wouldn't die? Maybe it's for people that never played Final Fantasy 7.

One moderation was for something so stupid I can't even remember what the hell it was. But everyone thought it was ridiculous at the time. I didn't contest it. There's no point in contesting moderations on GameFAQs.

And the last one was for talking about twitards. I wasn't even aiming it at anyone. But I momentarily forgot that retard isn't allowed and while twitard wasn't a word that gave you an autoflag warning before posting I should have realised it would cause a problem. I think it was on the DS board.

Also, I had a friend who was banned for referring to the mods as Nazis. He also was one of the many who made fun of CJayC's girlfriend and that also contributed.

I'm super careful now. I'm probably way too paranoid as I see people cause all kinds of ruckus and never get banned. But sometimes you just get really unlucky. Never trust GameFAQs mods.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I joined Gaiaonline when I was around 14 purely for the flash games and then started shitposting on their forums. A few months in, they had migrated to new forum software which let you exploit a ton of glitches. I found a glitch that let me use any size I wanted, then went into an AMA with the admins of the website and posted in size 9001 font in the first page of the thread. Because this was 2006, it made hundreds of people's computers either crash or slow to a crawl and I was banned in an instant.

Christ one of my exes coerced me into joining that weeaboo shitstorm moneypit. How the fuck I didn't get banned I don't know.

 

[Jeff Heaney]

How were they able to tell it wasn't just a young boy's chest?

Because your average 4channer has watched more than enough CP to tell the difference.

 

[___-]

A lot.
Just a lot.
I'm better now though.

 

[Slap47]

I just remembered a Facepunch ban. It was over ratings of all things.

Kept giving some dumb guy dumb ratings on his political posts because he was dumb. Apparently that counts as cyberbullying.

This is pretty fucked. Any American who wouldn't have to answer yes to most of these questions is barely even an American.

Australia will probably close its border to America soon.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

banned from the beauty parlor for revealing that I've been having an affair with pixyteri
can't make threads in disco anymore because I'm the only person here who cares about snoopy and clover being fed chicken noodle soup

 

[AnOminous]

I was never banned from any site myself as I was always a good little egg.

Fucking pussy.

 

[JustStopDude]

You really should still be able to appeal that and say "hey, I have legit reasons for saying yes to those questions, here they are. I do not look like or have a religion or ideology of a terrorist and I am not a goddamn terrorist."

It is no big deal to me. I detested working in Australia. Pay is shit compared to living cost, local work force is terrible, and the regulations are moronic.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Kept giving some dumb guy dumb ratings on his political posts because he was dumb. Apparently that counts as cyberbullying.

Christ can you imagine if we had that rule here? We'd have no fucking members.

 

[Hui]

I think I've only been banned from gaf and kiwi farms hopefully!

 

[polonium]

Been banned off twitter plenty of times for the crime of Hatefacts.
Got banned off second life so many times for griefing. Making cages that throw people miles into the air, a replica of the moon to roll down hills at people, a cube that played mumbly brazillian music super loud and stuck to people's heads, particle storms of dicks that crashed servers.. the list goes on. Second life was sublime because it was populated with thin-skinned sperges and allowed coding. If you wanted to see the tism, that was the place to do it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Been banned off twitter plenty of times for the crime of Hatefacts.
Got banned off second life so many times for griefing. Making cages that throw people miles into the air, a replica of the moon to roll down hills at people, a cube that played mumbly brazillian music super loud and stuck to people's heads, particle storms of dicks that crashed servers.. the list goes on. Second life was sublime because it was populated with thin-skinned sperges and allowed coding. If you wanted to see the tism, that was the place to do it.

QFT. I've seen some of the best griefing of all time done in Second Life. The fact that you could directly code and manipulate the world ala The Matrix (movies, not games) allowed outlandish shit like the flying dickstorms and even more distracting events to happen being combined with a userbase HEAVILY made up of special snowflakes, incels, speds, furries and other potential LOLcows who were unbelievebly butthurt whenever their hugboxes were compromised made it the best MMO to harvest lulz in.

I just hated the entire game and interface too much to learn enough about it to actively join in, and by that time Everquest was nearly dead and WoW's PVPing allowed very little opportunity to raise hell, unless you were the genius who figured out how to catch a level-60 transmittable plague and bring it to the level 1-10 newbie fields where it was transmitted like wildfire, killing noobs in 1 round and leaving infected corpses everywhere, spreading the plague server-wide.

 

[Piss Clam]

It is not interesting. I had 90 day visa because customer did not do required work to secure me long term visa. So I must fill out forms for longer visa. The questions are stupid and I flag as terrorist or something.

Some of the questions were

"Have you ever been a member of a military or paramilitary organization"

"Have you had firearm training"

"Have you had been part of a group or organization with access to weapons of mass destruction"

I had to say yes to these things so my visa is denied. This cause many problems because I must leave and there are not many ports in Australia and there are only two companies that run them so I am effectively blacklisted from country.

Don't feel bad, the Peace Corps asked more intrusive questions than any three letter agency asked me.

Except for the whole communist thing, I don't think they asked me that.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Don't feel bad, the Peace Corps asked more intrusive questions than any three letter agency asked me.

Except for the whole communist thing, I don't think they asked me that.

No one cares about communists anymore. Hell even the communists don't care about communists any more. The last 'communist' power in the world (China) is really a capitalist 1-party dictatorship now.

Even Cuba's barely communist any more, and if the US would let go of the hot nut they have for that Island and re-open trade, it would probably become a more capitalistic nation then it ever was pre-Castro under Batista.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Here's my modest ban collection.
Aside from that, I used to waste time on twitch watching Hearthstone streams.
Forsen banned me from his plug.dj when I played the Sanic song during one of his stream and Hafu banned me because she's an attention whore that gets triggered when you call her Huffer.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As a kid I also got banned from AOL for being an edgelord. My parents were pissed.

As an adult, I got banned from Cam4 because I made a username of Hank Hill and talked about the benefits of propane, and I got banned from WrongPlanet because they didn't appreciate Hulkamania and the demandments of Hulkamania

Yes I sometimes had too much free time on my hands

 

[Gus]

I got banned from the HipForums because a chat moderator disliked me. I sent an appeal a few months later, and they let me back. I found out that the mod who banned me was kicked out for abuse of power during my absence.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Bungie forum because I didn't fall in line with the mods sass back in 2006.

If I'm paying for a service while having to compromise with my shitty internet, of course I'm going to regularly report people fucking with others connections like Halo 2 is known for. I didn't (help) pay for Xbox Live so I couldn't help make the experience better by giving feedback, I told them the equivalent of "lol do your job instead of telling me to do mine".