How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[draggs]

They were good enough to steal Kermit's jizz from Miss Piggy

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

He's big enough to pleasure people and not give them pain from opening them up too much. He also likes being called Daddy and calls his bottom he's railing a "Good Boy".

 

[Ginger Piglet]

He's big enough to pleasure people and not give them pain from opening them up too much. He also likes being called Daddy and calls his bottom he's railing a "Good Boy".

Too drunk to get it up.

 

[frozenrunner]

Too drunk to get it up.

Makes his bitch squeal like a piggy.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

Surprisingly pleasurable in that unitard/full body condom. Just wish he had a flap in the proper place. Dry humping for warmth just doesn't get me off.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Despite all indication to the contrary they don't have the clap or smelly parts.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

not good

 

[General Tug Boat]

I had to draw the line when the 37mm shells started coming out.

 

[Clint Torez]

This guy does good bonejobs

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

he sucked me off once, I was really plastered at the time but damn that was so amazing.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Chronic victim of whiskey dick.

 

[Haint]

Raging boner

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I don't do dogs.

 

[snailslime]

pillow princess

 

[Dom Cruise]

Oh man, she's great, if you can ignore all the slime.

She also loves to say "Oh Dom, tell me more about the 2000s!"

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Selfish lover

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

He used his magic to turn himself into a human and did me. Holy fucking shit it felt good. He called me all types of pet names.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

I need an adult!

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I need an adult!

Like sticking your dick in foam

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

I thought wizards didn't get women?