How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[NaggotFigger]

Skeletonfucking sounds... weird to be honest.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

He isn't good. he couldn't even hit my spot.

 

[A 5 Star User]

Can't get hard without talking about declining white birth rates

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Can't get hard without talking about declining white birth rates

He's so good that I changed my pfp

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

he stretched my butthole and had my rectum filled ASAP. We took a shower together after and then cuddled till we went to sleep. He's very Dominant & Infertile but he's very sweet. 100/10 best top ever

 

[Deep Angel]

Missionary position for the soul purpose of reproduction.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Probably really fucking scary.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

They have the same expression for an O face

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Kinda a twink & moans too much but made me (a very dominative top except sometimes) moan which is very rare so he's a good & sweet bottom boy.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

Screamed slurs at my vagina instead of foreplay.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

Takes the term "blow job" a bit too literally.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Eager to please but naive and inexperienced

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Really amazing at fluff but isn't so great at the real thig.

 

[OrionBalls]

Straightforward, but not able to complete, because whiskey dick is real.

 

[Mickey Mouse Anal Leakage]

Earned the nickname The Black N' Decker Pecker Wrecker for that nightmare of a blowjob.

 

[nekrataal]

I wouldn’t know, I don’t fuck animals.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Vagina and Arse look like someone blew up a hand grenade in a Donner kebab, including suspicious green bit's.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Perfectly acceptable, provided you don't look down.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Shit just gets weird.

 

[nekrataal]

He’s daddy as fuck.