How is the kiwi above you in bed?

It was alright, but next time he's gotta wear a paper bag over his head.

Bit of a buzz kill.
 
It was game over man, game over in like 5 minutes...
 
Made me sing his name over and over but later cried about it.
 
He was too much of a top to be submissive just one time so I milked him instead. The reaction of me milking every last little drop from him was quite.... interesting and unexpected. He kept on screaming at me "MY BOYS, THEY'RE GONE YOU GAY FUCK!" every 5 minutes until I left. I was trying to calm him down with some headpats but he kept on.
 
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His handjob skills were surprisingly great but unfortunately he wouldn't stop talking about how he was surprised how strong and big it was. I get it hun, you can fit both of your hands around it, why do you think my husband loves it so much. Could you atleast talk about how your day has went or something? Atleast whatever lube/lotion he used felt really really great. 7.5/10
 
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Penis could not be located under immense adipose tissue. Would not remove socks... they had garters.
The dry-humping was monotonous as he was too wrecked to climax. Overall unsatisfying, but I did get paid, so I can't complain.
 
Fine if you make it clear he doesn't get to talk.
 
Very good and forthright, was ready for a blowjob the second i had my pants down.
 
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