How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

made me groan. but I was drunk, he sucked. 3/10

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

90% head, pretty decent, broke it off because I'm not a fag.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

he cuddled me after though so.. 8.9/10

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

The post-fuck period was a little weird because he got really talkative and then he pulled out a Bionicle...

 

[snailslime]

untalented

 

[Shidoen]

Can take a hit and puts stickers on boo boos 10/10.

 

[Bass]

A golden shower God amongst men.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Terrible. Kept talking about conspiracy theories instead of actually banging.

 

[LateralusJambi]

Screamed "Junji Ito" during orgasm. What the fuck? Otherwise pretty good.

 

[Meiwaku]

Had one of those glow in the dark trippy posters only chronic potheads have. Put on Reykjavik! during. Would not shut the fuck up about anime after

 

[Bass]

Terrible. Kept talking about conspiracy theories instead of actually banging.

Honey if the Trilateral Commission Reptile Freemasons don't turn you on I don't know what will.

Had one of those glow in the dark trippy posters only chronic potheads have. Put on Reykjavik! during. Would not shut the fuck up about anime after

They did ok once I put in earplugs and didn't have to listen to your little girl hentai noise impressions anymore

 

[Shidoen]

Mr. Crowley taught him well, 8/10 toothless bjs and ritualistic fuck toys.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

He lies in bed eating lukewarm Heinz Beans out of the can and watching VHS recordings of Star Search.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Not bad if you use his mouth the right way

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Likes to talk a big game online but can hardly take a good dicking irl.
All bark, no bite.

edit: I was wrong.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

That was my autistic roommate Fernando you were raping sir. That was most unbecoming of you.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

it was... interesting. Don't get me wrong, he was good, obedient and even held my hand while I was railing him at one point.
He was yelling gachimuchi lines before groaning.
which was weird as I was silent.
but post sex was great too.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

broke it off because I'm not a fag.

wait then why did you even let me start and most importantly, why did you moan a little bit?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

he layed me down and gave me quite the hj. I would have asked what type of lube used until his husband barged in after coming home from work early. he wasn't angry because it was selfcest.

 

[LateralusJambi]

Nigga talked to himself the whole time. It turned me off and I went home, so I can't tell how good he is.