How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Psyduck]

Nice pussy

 

[Leaf-eon]

I had better.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I had better.

Fucks like a snowstorm.

(You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it's going to last.)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A fucking pig

 

[Carnival Night Zone]

Says edgy stuff despite being bottom the whole way

 

[Dysnomia]

The hedgehog cums too fast. But that fox sure knows how to use those tails.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Very dismissive of my feelings.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I don't know what directly triggered it but the Men in Black suddenly showed up and quarantined the whole town specifically because of us.

 

[Just a boring name]

I'd love to find out.
Oooh you beautiful, hairy, fan of Millinery, call me when you're next in town.

 

[snailslime]

pillow princess

 

[Just a boring name]

They are very good at predicting likely sexual outcomes, but they always keep their coat on.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

Takes a good pounding.

 

[Product Intervention]

Takes a good pounding.

Sweet.

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Refuses to remove puka shell necklace and it's the only thing you can think about for all four minutes.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

gives quite the pounding actually.

 

[murph]

Mildly kinky but it's mainly that he doesn't ever take his hat off.

 

[Owlflaps]

Will not have sex with. That is a child.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Will actually not have any type sex with. That is an Owl.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Like a shaped charge of lovin.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

They have a concerning odor, but not bad enough to make you walk away.