How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Shidoen]

Now I'm scared

Ey considering the show in your pfp, you'll bring it upon your children.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Ey considering the show in your pfp, you'll bring it upon your children.

no I more meant the next time you post in the thread what even crazier shit you're going to say.

 

[Shidoen]

no I more meant the next time you post in the thread what even crazier shit you're going to say.

Get your anal meds, i'm gonna go full schizo on your bussy. Also 5/10 really underperformed this time.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

They had a lot of sriracha and kept farting on my dick

 

[grimacefetishist]

They had a lot of sriracha and kept farting on my dick

The bedroom was both diabetic and non diabetic until you turned the lights on. Sweet, but also not. Was looking at tiddies on their phone the whole time, which seems horrible but is a big plus for me.

 

[Bassomatic]

The bedroom was both diabetic and non diabetic until you turned the lights on. Sweet, but also not. Was looking at tiddies on their phone the whole time, which seems horrible but is a big plus for me.

Can I get my socks back?

Speaking of... do you remember it was you and me about sex... not you and my socks.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Tried to eat my ear. That's not how warm up works.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

They don't care how it looks, they go in hard.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

@SneedEyeMitch definitely performs better in bed than Cotton eye Joe

 

[AMHOLIO]

Tries to bring his alien sex doll in. It works, sometimes. Usually does better than him.

 

[A_Skellington]

I woke up tripping balls and smelling like foam rubber, with fake hair in my ribcage.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

all jokes aside, those bones hurt.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Thinks the starting crank of a panzerkampfwagen V panther is an adequate replacement for a dildo

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Made out with one of my pillows for 10 minutes before realizing I wasn't in the bedroom yet. Furiously left the room at the prospect of having sex with a woman and took the pillow with them. Returned moments later to ask me for a ride home. 0/10

 

[zero-who]

Selfish lover. Above average penis, but doesn't put enough effort into sex.
Lights up a cigarette after and smokes in bed.

 

[Retink]

Bitched about capitalism and insisted on having an octopus involved, but the ahego was on point and the bathwater refreshing.

The puzzle wasn't always there, Retink started acting autistic after my ramming.

Nigger, I was always autistic and I'll fuck you up.

 

[Overly Serious]

It was going fine until the FBI broke down the door.

 

[Wormy]

Mouth like a Kirby vacuum, WOOOO...

She wanted me to keep the chicken mask on though. That was a bit strange.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I wouldn't fuck Jacket from Hotline Miami, we could be buddies if he wouldn't take my head off with a baseball hat though.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I can't fuck, sorry.