How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[0ctober lust]

Kinda tight. feels great though.

 

[glass_houses]

One word: FOREPLAY.

Please do acquaint yourself with it in the future.

 

[ThicClaw]

goofy, yet sensual

 

[YachieKicchou]

Oh hell naw not the sexclaw. I'm gonna fucking die but it'll be worth it.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

it a woman so no

 

[0ctober lust]

it a woman so no

Slow, Deep and Hard (this is not a Type O Negative reference, he legit does)

 

[glass_houses]

A lusty individual, best enjoyed in October.

 

[JasonMetloney]

terrible, loosest pussy in new orleans.

 

[Hogscraper]

makes chewbacca noises and drools too much

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

messy

 

[tuka]

Starfish, occasionally does high pitched anime noises.

 

[Doppelmonger]

What is the point if I am not a centipede?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Woke up at 3am and pulled out a black and decker(r) powerdildo 9000 and started hammering away. My condo association fined me for construction noises before 7am.

 

[Not a bee]

Fucking gave me an anal prolapse/10 NEVER AGAIN

 

[Shig O'nella]

Acceptable.

 

[EyeBP]

Smells wierd but tight ass

 

[glass_houses]

He told me to call him, "Uncle Bad Touch"!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Had to play a 17 minute solo of “poop ship destroyer” afterwards, and they’re not even in Ween.

 

[Homoturk]

Fat and noone would not have the sex

 

[Doppelmonger]

Spent 20 minutes complaining about his coworker, his boss and a weird dude called Rick I think. Then he started playing with his "clarinet" (that was he calls his dick) to get into the mood but broke down crying about the "future" that awaits him before going erect.