How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Kept trying to be gentle and considerate and putting me first when all I wanted to be hurled around like a rag doll. Eventually gave them pointers and got them to slap me. Effect was spoiled by repeated interjections of "that's not too hard is it?" and "please don't tell anyone."
 
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Kept trying to be gentle and considerate and putting me first when all I wanted to be hurled around like a rag doll. Eventually gave them pointers and got them to slap me. Effect was spoiled by repeated interjections of "that's not too hard is it?" and "please don't tell anyone."
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Got mad that I had a real vagina, refused to even touch me and then stole my bike when he left to get 'cigarettes'.
 
In the words of an old 1800s song, "good and drunk and boozy all the time, time, time..."
 
Burst into the room naked, yelled "This is for Amritsa!" and fucked me like a Sherman Tank rolling over a Mini Cooper.

10/10. Would have sex with again.
 
Made me strap down my tits and wear a strap on. Also cried and wouldn't look at me afterwards. Kind of dull, so I ended up wandering around his house and stealing from his bookshelf. Had some good booze though, ended up taking it home with me. Finders keepers and all that.
 
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