How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Overly Serious]

Just wanted to talk and talk for ages. Eventually disappeared into the bathroom with his laptop and then left, saying something about "an early start".

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

It wasn't until I pulled down her panties that I realized she had a vagina dentata. Still smashed.

Surprisingly enough, I didn't get castrated.

 

[Overly Serious]

It wasn't until I pulled down her panties that I realized she had a vagina dentata. Still smashed.

Surprisingly enough, I didn't get castrated.

I need to floss every now and then.

 

[TheRetardKing]

I need to floss every now and then.

You mean like dental floss or something? It's good to keep your teeth clean.

 

[Catler]

Short in more ways than just chromosome count, you're supposed to last longer than that!

 

[TheRetardKing]

Very fluffy toe beans.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Very fluffy toe beans.

Had some cheesy one liners that put a middle aged man-child's fingers to shame which killed the mood.
And by killed, I mean, took it to the back of the shed and shot it between the eyes after sodomizing it with a shovel.



I've fucked 100 year old hookers with more charisma than you. Next.

 

[Chickin BBQ]

Very classy, but smells like a spaniard.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Not a bee]

You wanted a fling, and then he fucked you passionately and now you caught feelings... and maybe crabs too.

 

[The Lawgiver]

These noises but if you put them through one of those fuzz tubes

 

[TheRetardKing]

Bye, guys. It's been nice knowing you all.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

For the last time, I will  not be your rebound.

Fucking my autistic cousin Fernando was one thing. But to not let me join in is reprehensible in its own right.

 

[TheRetardKing]

You fucked your mentality retarded cousin?

Gross.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Too Damn Filthy.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Ruthless with the sex... but I kinda like it.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Fucks like a mentally retarded dog.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

only fucks bootleg dakimakura pillows bough from Alibaba

 

[together~we~peel]

screams 'belive it!!' before busting a nut on the hairball

 

[NaggotFigger]

A Wookie is not something I am not expecting, but it sorts of work.
Probably finished for sure when a Wookie dominates you.