How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Kovachs]

It wasn't nearly as big as he implied it was.

His cock wasn't, either.

 

[glass_houses]

The BDP sex was not worth the USD$5500 of my shit she stole.

 

[56 others]

Their childlike mind was a major turnoff.
The clown screaming about cocaine outside didnt help.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Their ass hole smelled like cat food.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It hurt, a lot. Kept trying to fill any and every hole with their spiky bits. 2/10

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I don't know, I don't date or fuck furries.

 

[Kovachs]

He insisted that I dye my hair red. I asked him if he minded if I was a boy.

Apparently, he didn't mind. The sex was okay. It only lasted a few minutes and then he cried.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Antlers kept getting stuck in the walls & furniture...

 

[Max Caulfield]

I never found out for he exists in a perpetual state of orgasm. Vibrant rainbow seed evaporating into a kaladeioscopic mess of lights. The stench is the only reason I'm gagging. I begin to hurl in my hand as I post reply, unable to quickly find an mp3 of that one black guy screaming, lest I post too late and make even less sense than I already am.