How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Pina Colada]

Fun and frisky, but it took a week to wash the tuna smell off.

(Edited because I think I said the same thing a few pages ago)

 

[cypocryphy]

She's a date rapist.

 

[ES 148]

A divine experience. A baby only in name.

 

[JSGOTI]

 

[Womacker]

Walked away really disappointed that I wasn't like their animes.

 

[Tranhuviya]

I sneezed when I came.

 

[cypocryphy]

Probably pretty fuckin' wild.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Kept complaining that I wasn't an elderly obese woman.

 

[JSGOTI]

I could have sworn I saw in the news that he died when pretending to be batman and jumping off a roof some time ago, still a freak in the sack.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Super into furry stuff and now we're BOTH banned from the Circle K.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Only used me for to get stuff from said Circle K.

 

[cypocryphy]

Terrorizes my wiener.

 

[LD 3187]

Username is misleading, there is nothing big about him.

 

[HG 400]

Nobody will ever know.

 

[OwO What's This?]

A fighter.

 

[HG 400]

But ultimately a winner.

 

[LD 3187]

Cried the whole time i was pegging him and kept his mouth shut after the deal was done just like i told him to. 10/10 would abuse again.

 

[OwO What's This?]

But ultimately a winner.

thanks for admitting I'm ultimate the winner bae

 

[DrJonesHat]

Incredibly wild, and apparently inexhaustible. We took out the couch, and I owe her a new bed frame too.

 

[RG 448]

A literal hat so it was super weird.