How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Tragi-Chan]

Fine, apart from the screaming.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

Fine, apart from the non-screaming.

 

[Kataomoi00]

I... I can't remember...

 

[fishercat]

Was super sweaty. Pretty good otherwise.

 

[Lorento]

Was super sweaty. Pretty good otherwise.

Pretty good. His sister was better though.

 

[Chill Fam]

Wanted me to tie them up and beat them. Wasn't that bad tbh.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I gave her a nice, chilled blend of mine that made her intensely satisfied

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

He was right about the animals...

 

[fishercat]

Refused to take the cowboy hat off.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Was just outright terrible. Your mother should be very ashamed of you!!!

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

Wasn't a virgin... ahem, despite the title under the name. Lying whore.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Not too bad. The kumquats were pretty strange though tbh.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

She's one of those artsy chicks who knows EXACTLY what they're doing.

And afterward, she made me a super duper bueno Hot Pocket- hot on the inside AND the outside.

That's not even a sex thing, she actually microwaved a frozen pizza brick for me. 11/10 would go to that Whole Foods again.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I just could not live up to his standards. He refused to shut up about the damn hot pocket and when I tried to do the same thing it was cold in the middle.

 

[Ntwadumela]

We had a wild night that involved lots of humping and physical rough play.
10/10 would do again

 

[Zeorus]

Entirely halal and according to the word of the Prophet (no kinky stuff).

 

[fishercat]

Whipped out a Bad Dragon dildo and asked me to put on a strap-on. I left.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Yelled angry things in German the entire time. Refused to take off tie. Drank my juice and left a tip.

Can't call it.

 

[Pina Colada]

Gladly let him "invade" my body, but I drew the line with the chestburster dildo.

 

[Zeorus]

It was all fine until the tentacles...