How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Burgers in the ass]

Very painful, I ended up with a sore asshole and blindness in one of my eyes, 9/10

 

[MistressCaridad]

The burgers kept falling out of his ass, they made a huge mess and pickles ended up in places I'd rather not talk about. Would not do again.

 

[CWCchange]

0/10 because circumcised.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Wig fell off and suddenly the shirt made perfect sense 2/10

 

[Deadpool]

The venomous spines were a problem at first, then he kept asking me who I was talking to, but he seemed pleased by the gift basket. 7/10

 

[Meat_Puppet]

He let me peg him, and secretly... I think he enjoyed it a little. -_^ Would totally do again... And again. 10/10

 

[CWCchange]

Couldn't control bladder and pissed so hard during sixty-nine, it came out of my nose and I smelled it for weeks.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Slim fingers, thin lips, like Blake Lively, we went out for breakfast in the morning.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

A mediocre lay all together, but a wonderful kisser. Her anus smelled of muffins and french fires~

 

[MistressCaridad]

I ran away when I saw someone who looked just like Tombomb Wasserberg. All aboard the NOPE Train.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Met her while boarding the nope train. As a mistress she wouldn't let me talk while she tied me up and used her toys on me. Would definitly board this train again. 9/10

 

[Warden Cross]

I now know what "meat puppet" truly refers to. Highly enlightening experience. 100/10.

 

[Ntwadumela]

He was the guy who watched me fucking a Vietnamese woman through the hotel window.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

He wanted to put his pussy all over me. I almost died.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Dude ate too much beans so I ended up sleeping in a seperate room.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Allowed me to join his harem. Was the one he used to make an example out of. And I didn't mind it at all. 10/10

 

[MW 002]

Should've choked me harder, daddy!

 

[Ntwadumela]

She came so hard she went OUT OF THIS WORLD and reached for the stars

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He kept trying to, "involve his lion." It was awkward.

 

[WW 635]

He was only in to 2D so it worked out well