How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[NARPASSWORD]

Felt like fish.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Did not think someone so small could wield such a large package. Hats off to you madame.

 

[fishercat]

Broke the ceiling fan.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Did something similar to body sushi but with Chinese food instead

 

[MW 002]

Was willing to get very haram with me when I pulled out the BDSM set

 

[fishercat]

Wanted me to use Japanese honorifics.

 

[MW 002]

Thought I was a trap

 

[HY 140]

traps are fucking gay so i would not wanna get fucked by one

 

[MW 002]

Kept insisting on singing BABY DON'T HURT ME!!! When I wanted to be on top

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Screamed out Isabeau's name and made the whole thing kind of weird

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Called me daddy and left me feeling disappointed.

 

[Pina Colada]

Put his bird's feathers to VERY good use.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Stabbed me with a sword while having sex, 8/10 would try again.

 

[Hiragana]

7/10

Would be higher, but I had to cough up hair balls for days afterwards.

 

[MW 002]

Eh, it was going alright until they decided to try to shove a dragon dildo up my ass

 

[Ntwadumela]

We tried doing it in outer space, but due to zero gravity it was incredibly awkward and we tried not to ruin our astronaut outfits + oxygen tanks.
7/10 for the experience though.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Like a lion, baby.

 

[Reynard]

Let me have a bite of her sandwich. 10/10

 

[MW 002]

Wanted to put a horse tail butt plug in me and ravaged me like a stallion.

10/10

 

[WW 635]

At first I thought she was named after the goddess but really it was the razor