How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[MistressCaridad]

Coughed up a hairball on my bed so that killed the mood right away and I had to wrestle with that damn duvet cover to wash it. Ugh.

 

[Pina Colada]

She gave me a slave card that offered a free ice cream after 10 punches! But thankfully, there wasn't any physical punching.

 

[c-no]

Like a crazy bitch with a loaded gun. 11/10.

 

[Dymentia]

His face ruined the mood. Not happy.

 

[Ntwadumela]

We had sex while wearing straitjackets.
Actually not that bad at all

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

We had sex while wearing straitjackets.
Actually not that bad at all

- can't have sex unless his pet lion is in the room
- prays to Allah before having sex
- after sex, he always watches "The Lion King".

 

[Ntwadumela]

Had a hideous face, so until I took her to the plastic surgeon to fix her face up I had to put a paper bag on it while fucking her

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Found out I wasn't Puerto Rican and I had to stab him out of self defense 0/10

 

[Bassomatic]

Well I thought I was pretty kinky but that was a lot of pee play fam.

Not complaining but still.

 

[Hummingbird]

Will squish your boobies during foreplay.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Thicc, but serviceable.

 

[HY 140]

like their name it was fucking sexy

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Wouldn't know, Tony called the cops on me.

 

[jewelry investor]

Bleeding afterwards.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Okay

 

[Bassomatic]

Sorry about the puke, but I told you I gag easy.

 

[HY 140]

expanded his dong in me

 

[Reynard]

Tried to give me the haircut of a four year old kid with blonde hair. 2/10

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Was fun and kinky. Would go at it again.
YIFF ME, HONEY !

 

[scared sheep]

Nice and gentle to me, lotsa fun. Didn't stay for cuddles, though, so I gotta dock some points.