How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Army Burger]

Pretty good. 9/10

 

[Jetstream Sam]

7/10, the consent was dubious and the fear was intense, but I think the bird mask is now my fetish.

 

[UnKillFill]

I've had better.

 

[Reynard]

Didn't have sex with me. He instead lectured me on abstinence.

 

[Benine Bovine]

usually in a cheap motel with weird furry props yet surprisingly intimate

 

[OpenBASED]

Few people would bang a cow, and I'm not one who would.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I don't think a old dictator could handle my intense girth.

 

[Bassomatic]

When they said they are into anal, I thought butt stuff, but they just have OCD and counted each stroke of the handy they gave me.

 

[TheClorax]

Their avatar is a perfect summing up of the experience.

 

[Army Burger]

I felt very drawn to you. 10/10

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

I found the bird mask to be really offputting tbh. Could barely get it up. 5/10.

 

[Army Burger]

I felt like I'd been had for a loop. 4.5/10

 

[HY 140]

4/10 kept screaming like an eagle during sex

 

[TheClorax]

3/10 kept screaming “Where’s Mother 3!”

 

[FierceBrosnan]

8/10. Great lay but oddly insistent on a pearl necklace at the end.

 

[Bassomatic]

Being into bondage and a furry was odd....

Kept saying I was baaaaaaaahhhhhhd daddy, bahhhhhhhd.

 

[Berserker Armor]

has odd obsession with food play and has his partners dress up as old men with handlebar staches,
3/10

 

[Army Burger]

Wouldn't stop staring at me. 2/10

 

[HY 140]

we couldnt do it cause i was laughing so hard about the eagle mask

 

[ES 148]

the bowl cut kept getting in the way so I couldn't kiss properly, that thing is rigid