How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fell asleep halfway through. Really improved the whole thing.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Fell asleep halfway through. Really improved the whole thing.

Sleepy and smells like girl puberty.

 

[WW 635]

Sleepy and smells like girl puberty.

Was still in my bed when I woke up and insisted on making breakfast but burned it

 

[HG 400]

Gentle and sweet, but not very experienced.

 

[WW 635]

Gentle and sweet, but not very experienced.

Cried and asked me to hold him after

 

[LoneCasshew]

Awful
Wound up falling asleep in the middle of it all.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Was still in my bed when I woke up and insisted on making breakfast but burned it

Accurate.

Awful
Wound up falling asleep in the middle of it all.

Anime pussy.

 

[Reynard]

Meowed slightly louder than me.

 

[sbm1990]

I quickly found out what the fox indeed says, nevermind all of the yiffing.

 

[Honeybunny]

Like drinking diet soda, I got nothing out of it but at least I have a clear conscience

 

[H4nzn1]

Keeps hopping all over the place.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Stopped moving after I pounded them for an hour. Probably a mind link to another body?

 

[sbm1990]

Threw me into an orgy with his 6 wives

 

[DrJonesHat]

After that orgy, still had the energy to wear me out! I must know their secret to having so much energy! Also, 3 times. Wow, just unbelievable.

 

[Lemmy]

Indiana Jones
Edit: no seriously it's Indiana Jones like he's gotta be a great dicker. Until you change your profile pic then this won't make sense.

 

[Ntwadumela]

When I fucked him I did it to the rhythm of the invincibility star power up from Mario.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Paid a generous sum to the auctioneer.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Gave me a green radioactive condom for maximum pleasuring of women

 

[c-no]

Cant say. Clawed my face before I could stick my dick in.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Like a virile bull.