How old does Chris look to you?

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Currently I'd say 42.

During the Megan Saga he looked like ~26.
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Which almost made me ask something about him having a disorder that caused accelerated aging, but then I remembered the link between obesity and aging.
 
I don't think that appearing older than he is is something Chris will ever have to worry about. When you look like shit nobody even bothers to wonder how old you are.
 
Some JERK said:
I don't think that appearing older than he is is something Chris will ever have to worry about. When you look like shit nobody even bothers to wonder how old you are.
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This. He looks like shit, you dont even guess his age your guess is what is fuck up with him. To me he looks like a mid forties.
 
Venusaur said:
Zim said:
A shorter style haircut would really do him some good to make him look younger too.
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"Short cut; NO."
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This just flat-out pisses me off. Fine Chrissy, keep your hair long and see how many women it attracts. I'm sure they'll be lining up at your doorstep.

But yeah, I'd say early 40's.
 
He looks like one of the many thousands of white-trash fat men who patrol Wal-Mart on a regular basis. Instead of smoke, he reeks of BO. Greasy, disgusting hair and clothing that is a single step away from the bin. Many white-trash guys are really skinny from a lifetime of working outdoors, smoking like a chimney and genes.

Basically he looks like 40 year old white-trash nerd.

He seemingly has no idea he looks so absolutely terrible, does he?
 
Well, see, for me, knowing that he's in his early thirties, I can't get away from that fact, personally. Especially when I see those soft, doughy, punchable cheeks.

However, I will tell you this: Ain't nothing healthy looking about Chris at all. At. All. His complexion, his empty stare (which, honestly, is not all that new), the vocal sac he's developing under his chin, the general cloud of misery about his face ... yeah, he don't look healthy.
 
Eh, he doesn't look too old. He just looks like shit. And like a transexual who didn't go the whole way.
 
Rumor has it I'm turning 40 soon, but I'll never admit to it. From my "seasoned" perspective, he looks like a really REALLY haggard 37 ~ 39. Even if I try to ignore what I know about him, and in spite of how shitty he looks, I can't get past the impression that he's still younger than I am - if only just slightly. All the creases in his face I attribute to him being obese and poorly groomed, they don't look like the effects of age. But, I'm borderline-OCD about stopping the effects of aging, so I focus an uncommon about of attention to age lines.

For someone who has never worked a full time job in his life, has rarely had any responsibilities placed upon him, has always had a roof over his head, has never missed a meal or ten, hasn't dealt with a drug addiction, hasn't been deployed to an active battlefield, wasn't regularly beaten, wasn't born with a serious medical deformity, or wasn't in an severe accident... Christian Weston Chandler is sincerely the worst looking person I have ever seen, for someone his age.
 
Some JERK said:
I don't think that appearing older than he is is something Chris will ever have to worry about. When you look like shit nobody even bothers to wonder how old you are.
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Yeah. Point is he looks like shit. If I had to say how old he looks I'd say a rough 39~40.
 
Let's put it this way...if I went inside 14 B. Land. today, I would assume Barb was Chris' older sister rather than mother based on appearances (even despite her being 41 when she gave birth to him).
 
To me, honestly, because of a lack of any real wrinkles and the proportion of his nose and other facial structures, he still looks in his 30s. It's just that his godawful hygiene and complete lack of any real nutrition's given him this appearance of a beaten up handbag.
 
Counter-question: if you saw him and Barb next to each other, would you guess he was her son or her sister?
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
vocal sac
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Is... is he going to start inflating it to try to attract a mate?
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OT: So does the female bird just have to sit there and wait for sex until the male bird finishes his song thing?
 
Christ-ian said:
Counter-question: if you saw him and Barb next to each other, would you guess he was her son or her sister?
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...actually, probably her son which was slowly becoming her sister.
 

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JULAY said:
He looks like he's in his early to mid 40s. I have coworkers who are that age who don't look as aged as Chris does. The only thing that makes him look younger than about 43 - 45 is the horrible acne.

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I can't believe how shitty he looks in these pictures but he can't get it through his head that he needs to change something about his appearance if he wants to be viewed as anything but a creep (:_(

That haggard-ass chin fat with his unhealthy, greasy face..Combined with his crossdressing and wacky-ass girl hair.. He really is the perfect storm of batshit crazy if he thinks this works at all
 
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