How old does Chris look to you?

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applecat said:
I'm not sure why everyone's using the car picture as their main reference. He looks a million times worse (and older) in the Walmart picture:

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that's got to be just about the worst picture do him I've ever seen. I don't know if the shitty walmart lighting is amplifying everything in the worst way possible or what! I'm really bad at guessing people's age, I usually guess way younger than they are, but to me he looks like he's in his early fifties. My history teacher is turning 54 this week and looks a decade younger then Chris.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
that's got to be just about the worst picture do him I've ever seen. I don't know if the shitty walmart lighting is amplifying everything in the worst way possible or what! I'm really bad at guessing people's age, I usually guess way younger than they are, but to me he looks like he's in his early fifties. My history teacher is turning 54 this week and looks a decade younger then Chris.
I always imagine he has an alien growing inside his neck for warmth.
 
He doesn't look old to me, he looks kind of dead, like a bloated corpse that just somehow pulled itself up and drug itself to mcdonalds.
 
Like some sort of zombie. That keeps going back to McDonalds due to some strong attachment it has for that place. An emotional zombie if you will.
 
Ever since he grew his hair out and started the tomgirl thing he started to look like he's in his late 30s and in bad health.
 
I always find really shitty looking people really tough to age. If I saw him on the street, I would think he could be anywhere from 25-45.

I think 50's is a stretch. Some people in their 50's look younger/healthier than him. But they also look healthy. Unhealthy looking people in their 50's look shittier than him.
 
Honestly, I think if someone just showed me his picture without my knowing him and said 'how old is this man?' I'd probably say around 40.
 
jaijai said:
Honestly, I think if someone just showed me his picture without my knowing him and said 'how old is this man?' I'd probably say around 40.
"That's a man?!"
 
Count groudon said:
He doesn't look old to me, he looks kind of dead, like a bloated corpse that just somehow pulled itself up and drug itself to mcdonalds.

Yeah. I wouldn't say he looks particularly old, just really goddamn bad.
 
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