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Oh no all the internet funny men are coming out deboonking me after skimming the OP
How to Get a Goth Gf - A practical guide from an expert.
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they are just cut because they haven't figured out how to get any girl let alone a goth one to take her clothes off for them.
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The meaning of goth is "dresses like a spooky weirdo", not "listens to shitty heroin music".
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Music used as a fashion statement is as phony, gay, and autistic as it gets though, it's on the same level of cringe as calling an Am Hole a vagina. But then again "Hot Goth Chicks" as a whole are a fantasy for virginal teenage boys who haven't realized that most of them are actually closer to being insufferable bipolar trainwrecks who've taken hundreds of miles of cock by age 12 or 300 pound whales with too much makeup.
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Yeah got certified goth girl endorsing my work. Idk how their logic of “all goth girls are whales” and “all goth girls are whores” and “you will only get friend-zoned” are all supposed to be simultaneously true. Like I wish I could post that picture of me getting squatted by a goth chick as proof. But I’ll end up getting someone harassed. It’s annoying I worked hard on my OP dang it
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There's always been an overlap between the goth scene and the fetish scene. Fat women are a fetish, so this attracts them because it's an opportunity to feel desired, even if by some weirdo nursing a bouquet of paraphilias. And the fat goths will cock-block you when you're chatting up their hot friend. Just like in the normal club. Nothing's new under the disco ball.
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Yeah got certified goth girl endorsing my work. Idk how their logic of “all goth girls are whales” and “all goth girls are whores” and “you will only get friend-zoned” are all supposed to be simultaneously true. Like I wish I could post that picture of me getting squatted by a goth chick as proof. But I’ll end up getting someone harassed. It’s annoying I worked hard on my OP dang it
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
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That’s why it’s SO important to make friends with them. One time a hot girl was flirting with me. But she was WAAAY to drunk. So what I did is I found her friends (fat they/thems) got THEIR numbers. Texted THEM to make sure she got home. Sealed the deal a week later. Why? Her friends were flirting FOR me.
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Oh being all incel about it will guarantee success
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By all means. Tell me. how do you get a real gorl? I’ll adjust my OP with updates of your advice and credit you. Regale me with your experience with the fairer sex. I’m sure you’re not just incel coping and sneeding by convincing himself all goth women are gone/fat because you can’t obtain one. Give me your stories.
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No! TOTAL INCEL DEATH. All they ever do is complain, jack off, troon out and get manipulated by the FBI to shoot up schools.
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I peaked as a virginal teenaged boy, and lusting after bigtitted, emotionally unstable girls with liberal attitudes towards drugs is the only thing that keeps me going, thank you very much.
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Or he could have a difference of opinion on mall goths...
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If you're old enough to care about what a goth is then you're old enough to have outgrown this shit.
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Bruh you're getting dunked on hard for thinking you can get a goth girl with your mid "goth girls facts" from buzzfeed listicles and spotify song suggestions. Your whole thread is cope, your posts reek of the kind of insecurity that screams, "I've never even talked to a girl, let alone a goth one!" and your only comeback for being exposed is the incel defense, which is only used by incels projecting (or fugly chicks). You're just a poser trying to get internet points with your fake larp based on anecdotes you read elsewhere and which are likely also fake. Get a grip you're not fooling anyone with your cringey posts about goth girls who wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole IRL. Focus on becoming a real person with actual interests, and maybe, just maybe, you'll get a pity follow from a fake goth girl on insta. Until then, you're just cow-tier and we'll keep on roasting you.
As for advice on goth girls here's some: go outside and talk to one.
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Goth is dead, the 90s killed it and the 00s buried it. Hell, its successors are all basically dead too, Emo and Scene have left public consciousness for the most part. Any "goth" girls you run into nowadays are either 40+ year old harpies trying to relive their teen years, 25+ year old Emo girls who were too autistic to move on, or Thots using the aesthetic to appeal to Onlyfans simps.
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Fine. Don’t take my advice then. Other people in the thread seem to like it enough to build upon it with more advice. Take THEIR advice. do you have any? I’ll add it to the OPDating advice doesn’t work! Women aren’t real! You’re lying! You’re the ACTUAL incel!