How to Get a Goth Gf - A practical guide from an expert.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Which Goth will you go after?

  • Scary goth

    Votes: 16 14.0%

  • Clown goth

    Votes: 18 15.8%

  • Pastel goth

    Votes: 20 17.5%

  • Minimalist goth

    Votes: 60 52.6%
  • Total voters
    114
FierceBrosnan said:
Fellow based Clown Goth™ enjoyer I see.

I'm surprised scary goth is so low.
Click to expand...
The amount of BPD is proportional to the amount of metal in their faces. It's a warning sign that your life will get ruined too fast for enjoyment. And once the eyebrows come off, so do the kids' gloves.
Seriously tho, it's just that the more extreme the fashion is, fewer people will be into it.
I was never into the actual goth subculture and music, but coming from Black and other forms of Extreme Metal, goth is kinda adjacent there.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Lance 45 and FierceBrosnan
I had a goth fuck buddy for a little bit. She was a quarter Vietnamese, had huge boobs, was really hot and down for anything. She was really into the goth aesthetic and was a radio host for a show that there’s no way in hell I’m going to mention here. She revealed to me that she took medication so she wouldn’t be able to have nightmares anymore. Then she told me her relationship with her father. Then she’d call me at random times crying. Then she dropped off the face of the earth. Turns out her rich attorney mommy whisked her away to Los Angeles for a couple weeks but she wasn’t allowed to bring her cell phone. Ironically she became even more high strung and I checked out. Don’t get a goth gf, you’re better off without one.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Clown College 2nd Year, Marc and She Beetle
The Hardest R said:
I had a goth fuck buddy for a little bit. She was a quarter Vietnamese, had huge boobs, was really hot and down for anything. She was really into the goth aesthetic and was a radio host for a show that there’s no way in hell I’m going to mention here. She revealed to me that she took medication so she wouldn’t be able to have nightmares anymore. Then she told me her relationship with her father. Then she’d call me at random times crying. Then she dropped off the face of the earth. Turns out her rich attorney mommy whisked her away to Los Angeles for a couple weeks but she wasn’t allowed to bring her cell phone. Ironically she became even more high strung and I checked out. Don’t get a goth gf, you’re better off without one.
Click to expand...
Get a goth Gf if you feel like you missed out on teen love. once you get one you will realize why teen love was overrated and not at all how it’s portrayed in your gay little anime
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Grimoire Canthari and XYZpdq Jr.
grump said:
Even if this was serious aren't goths basically dead as a subculture for the last 20-30 years? Especially for chicks who are much less likely to to be into niche things than guys? All you'll have to pick from are mostly middle aged women in their 40-50s
Click to expand...
Goth here, 90s industrial saved us from going extinct like the emos
 
Every ex-girlfriend of mine was goth from when I was 17 until I was like 30. As I was goth also that makes it easier, but the scene is absolutely dead now, mainly on the account of the interest in the music declined sharply after about 2005. Any attempt to really revive it now would flop because it would immediately get filled up with trannies.

There was a lot more creativity in the look because it was not so heavily commercialized yeah you had things like Hot topic come up eventually but that was mostly just shit like band tees.

In general, after the early to mid-2000s, they're really weren't decades of different fashion anymore. We could talk about fashion of the 60s 70s 80s 90s and somewhat of the aughts but after that people are pretty fucking boring. So now the goth scene, such as it is, is nothing but LARPing fat disgusting trannies.
 
  • Dumb
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Clown College 2nd Year and CornBogFitz
BootlegPopeye said:
Every ex-girlfriend of mine was goth from when I was 17 until I was like 30. As I was goth also that makes it easier, but the scene is absolutely dead now, mainly on the account of the interest in the music declined sharply after about 2005. Any attempt to really revive it now would flop because it would immediately get filled up with trannies.

There was a lot more creativity in the look because it was not so heavily commercialized yeah you had things like Hot topic come up eventually but that was mostly just shit like band tees.

In general, after the early to mid-2000s, they're really weren't decades of different fashion anymore. We could talk about fashion of the 60s 70s 80s 90s and somewhat of the aughts but after that people are pretty fucking boring. So now the goth scene, such as it is, is nothing but LARPing fat disgusting trannies.
Click to expand...
“Erm actually goths these days aren’t REAL goths” ☝️🤓
 
CornBogFitz said:
Emos are coming back. All the emo kids are now grown up and realizing their parents can’t tell them how to dress anymore.
Click to expand...
I know, its the rawring 20s. I have a second chance to get an emo gf now and ive already lost 10 pounds in service of that goal.
 
BootlegPopeye said:
I don't give a fuck I'm too old for that shit now. But trannies are unable to even fake it enough to even call whatever that is a scene.
Click to expand...
Yeah I’ve had some guys afraid to go to the goth club being like “what if it’s a dude” I’m like bro. The idea of a tranny passing is total fiction. There is nothing more apparent than if it’s a dude. Ur right in how they’ve infected the place. Just ignore them. They’re usually too autistic to do anything but lurk in the corners anyway.
 
DSHK said:
I know, its the rawring 20s. I have a second chance to get an emo gf now and ive already lost 10 pounds in service of that goal.
Click to expand...
What you want to look for is this traveling American tour called “emo nite” spelled that way to N-I-T-E if ur a major American city they come like once a month. And it’s AMAZING. Only like $30 a ticket too
 
CornBogFitz said:
What you want to look for is this traveling American tour called “emo nite” spelled that way to N-I-T-E if ur a major American city they come like once a month. And it’s AMAZING. Only like $30 a ticket too
Click to expand...
Im a goth and I HATE emo music but fuck it. I wanna fuck an emo chick while I still can.
CornBogFitz said:
Yeah I’ve had some guys afraid to go to the goth club being like “what if it’s a dude” I’m like bro. The idea of a tranny passing is total fiction. There is nothing more apparent than if it’s a dude. Ur right in how they’ve infected the place. Just ignore them. They’re usually too autistic to do anything but lurk in the corners anyway.
Click to expand...
As a goth I can confirm, troons have infested the scene. And yes, they absolutely do not pass.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Clown College 2nd Year
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back