How to Get a Goth Gf - A practical guide from an expert.

[CornBogFitz]

Very nice post OP, I really enjoyed reading it.
However, I want to share some of my experiences with you when it comes to goth women.

Most of them, if not all of them are really liberal when it comes to politics. This paired with their personality disorders is really not a fun thing to be fucking with. I have been in situations where me just mildly talking about politics or social issues with them that don't go well with their agenda, made for a big shitstorm. They will almost always try to make it into a big drama, even if you were just stating your opinion. I highly recommend not talking politics with goth girls who have BPD or some other shit.

If you're really dedicated to getting a goth gf, be prepared to fight off a lot of exes and simps circling those girls. The best way to cut off most of them is by:

• Being 18 years old or older
• Being financially independent (AKA have money)
• Smoking cigarettes
• Not being boring to be around.
• Wearing dark clothing with some obscure metal band logos and shieet.
• (Optional) Dyeing your hair black.
• (Optional) Having weed on you 24/7
• (Optional) Be tall.

Also, try to become their "sugar daddy". Buy her alcohol, cigs and monster energy drinks. With those things, you'll be having an easier type cutting off most of those pussyboys circling her, and you'll be having an easier type getting more goth pussy.
WARNING: DO NOT BE SUBMISSIVE. THE ONLY SITUATION WHERE YOU WOULD WANT TO BE SUBMISSIVE WITH A GOTH GIRL IS IN BED. GIRLS WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE A MAN WHO'S SLIGHTLY MORE ASSERTIVE AND DOMINANT.

Be aware that there are almost no "real" goth girls nowadays. I have been running more and more into situations where goth girls don't know basic shit about their own subculture. Basic shit like: Bauhaus, New Order or even fucking The Cure.
I am very sorry to admit it, but goth as a subculture is dead. It's only a trend and a fetish among normies.

Yeah. Politics should never be a concern for a woman. If she likes you enough she will slowly adopt your politics. Being a “sugar daddy” will get you anywhere with any type of woman. Goth women are unique, I’m trying to give tips without going into Andrew Tate incel bullshit like “be tall” and “be dominant” yeah no shit that helps. But it’s like saying money buys happiness. Yeah. But…no.

 

[seri0us]

Let's be honest.

Step 1; Have access to drugs

I've only got rohypnol. Is that good enough?

 

[Jerry1337]

Corn, for some reason I can't reply to your post. But bear with me here.

Being submissive in very rare cases might work. I won't fully deny that. But the way most people go around being submissive is just gay and annoying, it mostly involves self-loathing. If you will keep belittling yourself just for the sake of getting +1 in goth girls eyes, she will eventually believe that you are actually worthless. It's really hard to believe this, but a lot of girls like men who are confident in themselves, and want men who they would feel safe and happy around. Acting submissive will only get you pity at most.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

C) Dad jokes. Idk how but this works stupid puns work SO FUCKING WELL at disarming goth women. The only conclusion I can come to is because they don’t have a dad they have never heard them before.

i had to laugh at this one

Corn, for some reason I can't reply to your post. But bear with me here.

Being submissive in very rare cases might work. I won't fully deny that. But the way most people go around being submissive is just gay and annoying, it mostly involves self-loathing. If you will keep belittling yourself just for the sake of getting +1 in goth girls eyes, she will eventually believe that you are actually worthless. It's really hard to believe this, but a lot of girls like men who are confident in themselves, and want men who they would feel safe and happy around. Acting submissive will only get you pity at most.

yeah but this isnt the general dating advice thread, otherwise its a good post.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Live in the early 00's and go to weeb conventions, it's literally that easy.

 

[dick brain]

Be funny. Be the antidote to our pessimism. [...]
Don’t get drunk or wasted, be a force for control and rationality. [...] Be stoic, and capable of shocking violence.

>tfw you habitually womanize to prove to yourself that you have value and view goth girls as the holy grail because if you can make a depressed nihilist laugh and smile then you're winning on hard mode
>land one, do it for years only to find that no matter how much better you make their life they still need the same unsustainable level of optimism and stability and performative attention to offset their pessimism which leaves you little time and energy to dedicate to anything else
>inevitably something important comes up that demands your attention leaving you unable to attend to your goth gf as much as you used to and this gets perceived as neglect or disinterest or avoidance when really you're just being a normal person for once and the relationship fails because you went into it with an unsustainable and inauthentic mindset from the start

Over it. I can't exist solely to be somebody else's antidepressant.

I'm on that tomboy shit now. Give me an aggressively straightforward and self-capable partner. I want a teammate, not a tamagotchi.

(No offense.)

 

[KhorneFlakes]

How to get a REAL Goth GF:

1. Get together with the boys.
2. Have a few glasses of wine.
3. Cross the Rhine and invade Germania.
4. Ayo why are the trees whispering?
5. ???
6. Quinctilius Varus, give back my Legions!

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I'm so fucking glad I don't have to date anyone anymore. I used to think the weird/goth girls were hot, ended up married to a blonde "preppy" woman I guess I would call her? The goth girls I dated were always down for whatever crazy shit I thought up that night.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Terrible advice, BPD's will just escalate until they get a response, and if you seem weak or avoidant, they won't be able to help themselves but to abuse the fuck out of you. If you're committed to the 'ignoring all outbursts' strategy eventually you're going to get stabbed.

Firmly set your boundaries, ruthlessly police those boundaries, and gently introduce her to DBT if she's not already using it.

Stop being so fucking reasonable all the time, Dyn. The only true way to deal with BPD/white girl craziness so it won't bite you in the ass down the line is to make it clear that you are more psycho than her. Had a crazy girl over once for an ONS and she started giving me shit in my own living room, i said "Don't start like this or i throw-" "You what? Throw me out of your apartment?", "No, i throw you right out of this window." She got the message pretty quick, everything worked out fine afterwards. Never saw her again.

 

[Pee Cola]

Be aware that there are almost no "real" goth girls nowadays. I have been running more and more into situations where goth girls don't know basic shit about their own subculture. Basic shit like: Bauhaus, New Order or even fucking The Cure.

If you're either an older dude who missed out on a goth GF back in the '80s or '90s, or you're a younger dude who is open to a MILF/GILF, there are OG goth chicks out there who are still getting around and are a lot of fun.

You're right about the music, too. You can tell the difference between a genuine goth and a LARPer by seeing if they get excited when you put some Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy on the stereo.

I am very sorry to admit it, but goth as a subculture is dead. It's only a trend and a fetish among normies.

Funny you should say that... an OG goth chick I know told me just the other day that she finds herself being fetishized for being goth.

 

[The Feline Solution]

clove cigarettes

Once again there's nothing left for me to say but goddamn, i miss the 90's

Let's be honest.

Step 1; Have access to drugs

True for getting with any party chick or club girl, though.

 

[Dyn]

The only true way to deal with BPD/white girl craziness so it won't bite you in the ass down the line is to make it clear that you are more psycho than her.

No you don't want to be more psycho, you need to show her you're calm, collected, compassionate and will treat her gently and lovingly but if she violates you you'll overescalate so hard and so fast that she lives every day in fear of ever letting herself go gorilla-mode on you.

BPDs are perfectly capable of controlling themselves, if they put the effort in. It's a lot of effort for them though, so they need very strong and very compelling reason never to give up trying. You need to be that reason.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>How to Get a Goth Gf - A practical-
Just don't

 

[The Feline Solution]

No you don't want to be more psycho, you need to show her you're calm, collected, compassionate and will treat her gently and lovingly but if she violates you you'll overescalate so hard and so fast that she lives every day in fear of ever letting herself go gorilla-mode on you.

BPDs are perfectly capable of controlling themselves, if they put the effort in. It's a lot of effort for them though, so they need very strong and very compelling reason never to give up trying. You need to be that reason.

That makes sense if you want to be in a relationship instead of just wanting to fool around with a BPD girl. But who wants that? I witnessed through aquaintances how that shit usually goes and it just seemed to be very, very exhausting, to both sides in the partnership.

BPDs are perfectly capable of controlling themselves, if they put the effort in

That is certainly true though i met exactly one (1) BPD bi-polar girl in my whole life who actually did, a coworker. Through her oversharing i knew she was in therapy for more than 10 years (CBT), on lithium and off-label lamotrigine, stable relationship, no drugs, no liquor. Very normal-seeming girl, i was surprised to learn she was diagnosed after i got to know her better and she telling me about basically her whole life. And not in that woe-is-me bullshit way other BPD's do, was very self-reflected.

 

[Dyn]

But who wants that?

I do. I love that.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I do. I love that.

How am i not surprised by this statement?

Edit: I think i remember dimly you being in a relationship (or were) with an italian girl, you kind of living the dream then already, every italian woman has BPD to some degree.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Gentlemen, as a veteran of several undergrounds, I concur that this is solid advice. I would add that one more way to secure unlimited goth pussy is to become a goth DJ. The downside is that you'll have to tangle with scene drama and wear double condoms when fucking other goth DJ's to avoid venereal disease. But if you know your goth music, you're in for weekends of debauchery, just don't break your dick. And most importantly, have fun!

 

[Dyn]

How am i not surprised by this statement?

Edit: I think i remember dimly you being in a relationship (or were) with an italian girl, you kind of living the dream then already, every italian woman has BPD to some degree.

I only play on ultra hardcore nightmare difficulty.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Be aware that there are almost no "real" goth girls nowadays.

Never was. Even the fake... well fashion... ones are harder to find now though. Like subcultures overall it is teen thing mostly. Now queer/trans/gender has become so dominant subculture in many places that goths are going extinct.

Opting to 30+ metal festival women is advised.

 

[Major]

So instead of flirting I treated her like a normal human being.

The most reddit phrase ever. What does it mean? It's like a riddle.