how to handle a girl with extreme mood swings?

[theshitposter]

ok i exaggerated a lil bit

edit: she likes my edgy joking style and we constantly rib each other. but sometimes out of the blue she's gets upset over my words

edit: those suggesting me to ditch her, not an option. slim bod, big tiddies, super loyal, freaky yet shy, untouched from feminism (yet) , hates muslims (), knows how to cook, loves kids. that's a package. the only problems are that she's vegetarian and bipolarish

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

out of the blue she's gets upset over my words

she's not moody son you've flown too close to the sun & not learnt where the limits of the envelope are. Take notes & remember.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Take her to Suplex City.

she's not moody son you've flown too close to the sun

There's a possibility that the sun has the same trajectory as the one in Super Mario Bros 3.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>OP is called "theshitposter"
>can't handle the thread he created

I can kinda see why she'd be upset with you.

 

[emptyblu]

I was gonna say dump her but than I read your description of her and honestly you should just deal with it.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Take her to Suplex City.


There's a possibility that the sun has the same trajectory as the one in Super Mario Bros 3.

I'm more of a folding chair and rebound clothesline from the ropes kind of guy, myself.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

untouched from feminism

No Western woman has been untouched by feminism. No woman you bring from outside the West will be untouched by feminism.

 

[draggs]

Take her out to fancy dinner
Say you're going to the restroom after meal is consoomed
Proceed directly to your car (without paying ofc) and never talk to her again

Slim bods and big tiddies are everywhere go sign up for LA Fitness if you dunno where to go

 

[DerKryptid]

What does she get offended over? She sounds schizophrenic/vain as hell

 

[Secret Messages]

with your hands dumbass

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

She sounds cool. Could the problem be you?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

those suggesting me to ditch her, not an option

this is because you suck too.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

High dose Thorazine, PO using force if necessary, PRN

 

[Shig O'nella]

Use tongs

 

[Daisymae]

I'd rather jerk off than deal with that bullshit

 

[Billy Beer]

Pavlovian conditioning using the back of your hand. It worked great up until Men stopped being men sometime around the 70s

 

[MagmaStalker]

Punt her in the cunt

 

[Least Concern]

Sympathetic ultimatum - "Look, I can't be with you for much longer if you're going to be randomly blowing up on me like this. Do you think you can learn to handle your mood swings? Should we maybe make an appointment somewhere?" - then follow through if she doesn't straighten up.

Don't think too much about her figure. If you landed one hottie, you can land another one. Staying with an abusive girl because you don't think you can find another one as good as her is high-schooler or simp logic. Which are you?

 

[MadStan]

I look forward to hearing all about you're being murdered on Dateline. But before then give us more details so when we can discuss it on her, we've got some inside scoop.

 

[Billy Beer]

OP

Is she a Brummie?

 

[Solid Snek]

Post some pics of her boobs and/or feet.