How will the above user lose his/her virginity?

[Reynard]

To a tremolo guitar pedal.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Rape, in which they'd be doing the raping

 

[Teri-Teri]

To a gopnik

 

[160048]

too a vacuum

 

[Purin Chan]

To their pedophilic step-dad

 

[kadoink]

To their pedophilic step-dad

To MAMMY!

 

[CN 925]

Angrily.

 

[Okami Green]

with a bag over their head

 

[PL 001]

Falling ass first into the handle of a toilet plunger.

 

[8777BB5]

With this fine lady

 

[The Saltening]

horrible baseball bat accident

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

In the backroom of a church.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Accidentially

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fingerpoke of doom

 

[betterbullocks]

At an anime convention.

 

[Ralph from Chicago]

Spoiler: To a big tiddy moth gf

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

while in jail

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Getting bumped into from behind while drinking from a water fountain. If you don't think that counts it can be discussed in the "virginity is a social construct" thread.

 

[Connoisseur of Autism]

Hopefully with an adult.

 

[Jason Wynn]

With a trap you met at a Naruto cosplay event