How will the above user lose his/her virginity?

[Jmz_33]

In a car accident

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

a cat is fine too

 

[Cedric_Eff]

a cat is fine too

Possibly has already lost it

 

[snailslime]

They won't

 

[Pissmaster]

he'll loose it to an aggressive cougar with a half-black teenage son who lives in a trailer park, while the son's playing NBA 2k20 too loud in the other room and neither he nor the cougar will get off

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"Freak accident with a roll-on deoderant" - as told to the medical personnel that really, in these times, have better things to do.

 

[Haffhart]

To a dragon

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Right after a foot massage

 

[KittyGremlin]

Right after a foot massage

Right before a very long jail sentence

 

[Recoil]

Right before a very long jail sentence

In the back seat of an AMC Gremlin, ofc

 

[kekstern]

Behind the local 7/11.

 

[Timber Wolf]

With a mangled corpse.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Anthrocon meet up

 

[Dom Cruise]

On a boat

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Tom Cruise on bath salts will surprise buttsexx them, then eat their face

 

[Fireman Sam]

Balls deep in a cocaine fueled Filipino hooker With a ps3 controller stuck halfway up his ass....
With vibrate on!

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Balls deep in a cocaine fueled Filipino hooker With a ps3 controller stuck halfway up his ass....
With vibrate on!

Sobbing quietly. In the rectory. With a candlestick.

 

[Trapitalism]

At a 2000s furry convention.

 

[basket case]

Conjugal visit with Bill Cosby.

 

[Trapitalism]

While watching tentacle hentai