How will the above user lose his/her virginity?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Nobody posting on this site will ever lose their virginity.

 

[Book Thief]

Raped by an AIDS carrier.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Nobody posting on this site will ever lose their virginity.

Ha! Clearly you don't know my uncle.

I'm gonna say already has. To an anatomically correct anime figurine.

 

[Dysnomia]

Giant pinecone anal insertion. No lube. Finally, your fantasy becomes reality.

 

[Trapitalism]

With a loli.

 

[Aria]

to a trap.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

To that creepy guy in the ice cream truck.

 

[the clap]

drunk with a Thai prostitute whose hands are a little too large

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Before getting AIDS

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Already gave it to nii-chan.

 

[Foltest]

He spend 50 dollars for to feel the touch of
A woman.

 

[Book Thief]

Sold as a sex slave to a monarch.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Cat dick.

I can't go into any further details.

 

[Book Thief]

Cat dick.

I can't go into any further details.

Caught in the middle of a Berserk-themed cosplay gangbang.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Pop up book.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Rape by an ugly bastard

 

[Doctor Placebo]

At the doctor's office, with a little help from chloroform.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Youtube self hypnosis

 

[JambledUpWords]

You have dinner at the Golden Corral with Amberlynn. After, you help her go to the bathroom and sexily wipe her bottom. You get turned on and undress her the rest of the way as you undress yourself. You use the ice cream on her naked body and eat it off of her. It’s followed by chocolate sauce. You then put chocolate sauce on her crotch and go down on her. Later, it ends with you two having sex on the bathroom floor of Golden Corral while eating fried chicken. Finally, you walk out naked with Amberlynn in front of everyone with the biggest smile on your face because you know it’s the only sexual experience you’ll ever get.

 

[That Ho Over Here]

A fountain pen up the urethra