How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

[Somar]

Basically you tell us the name of a job you have (could be real or fake) and the user below will have to guess how that user will get fired from said job and then post their job.
I work at a bed factory.

 

[c-no]

The user above me gets fired once his bosses find out he post on a website that mocks internet autistics.

 

[polonium]

being too fat and lazy to work

 

[NQ 952]

stealing all the nuts in the pantry.

 

[Pina Colada]

Hoarding It's Always Sunny-level conspiracy theories about co-workers and your boss.

Internet podcaster.

 

[Rat Speaker]

stealing all the nuts in the pantry.

Posting a video of you trying to swallow all those nuts at once.

Edit, ninja'd damn you @ShiningPokeStar :shakes fist in air:.

 

[drain]

Sleeping on duty

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Assassinating the president.

 

[LD 3187]

A disastrous bathroom accident involving small children and a week old burrito from Taco Bell.

 

[Somar]

Not showing up for work in weeks causing the boss to believe that you're dead.
a house salesman

 

[lolwut]

Sold 14 Branchland ct to the Chandlers.

Used car salesman.

 

[c-no]

Fired for selling a faulty lemon without having the skill to deflect blame on the buyer.
Computer Network Security.

 

[NQ 952]

Fired for eating babies while secretly attempting to drown them in from of their family.

Catholic priest.

 

[c-no]

Get caught up in a scandal involving children, even if you had nothing to do with it at all.
Dentist

 

[Somar]

Drilled too deep into an infected tooth.
Valve employee

 

[c-no]

Didn't act fast enough to appease any angry autist playing with TF2 or with the marketplace.
Bethesda employee

 

[Postal Dude]

Tears out the jugular vein of a whiny Skyrim fan.
Running With Scissors employee

 

[ICametoLurk]

Said that Postal 3 exists

Comcast Employee

 

[nyess]

Has no job

quits life

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Said that Postal 3 exists

Comcast Employee

Falls off a roof trying to give his buddies free cable access.

Donald Trump campaign manager.