How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

Failed to fulfill his daily killed nigger quota

Elementary School History Teacher
 
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Doesn't get work done due to hitting on other members
A foot ball player
edit: damn it ICametoLurk
 
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ICametoLurk said:
Sued by a random woman for failing to cat-whistle her thus implying she was ugly and hurting her feelings.

Border Patrol Agent
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Allows unchecked illegals to cross the border in exchange for delicious home cooked tamales.

Somari1996 said:
Doesn't get work done due to hitting on other members
A foot ball player
edit: damn it ICametoLurk
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Managed to take the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl, but lost by 1 point.

Alex Jones.
 
Reveals that he is actually Bill Hicks

German cop
 
Tried to actually stop a rape involving refugees.

American Voting Poll worker
 
Hides in the ballot box and pushes the votes back out after they've been inserted.
Alligator farmer.
 
Tried to have sex with the animals

Fat Cop
 
Let the robbers escape after they bribed you with donuts
High School Teacher
 
Caught having sex with a student
Game developer
 
Hack the school's Facebook and post videos, tagging them,the student, their parents, and the sheriff's department by name. Then drink a cup of tea while refreshing the page and watching the carnage ensue. ;3

Marine life photographer.
 
Took a picture of a extremely rare shark and then accidently drop it in the sea.
Kiwi Farms Admin
 
Demands that Dumb ratings come back to News and Events.

Gamestop employee
 
Let an obese cartoonist shoplift a preorder exclusive demo of monster hunter for the Wii

Local News Reporter
 
Bringing revolvers to the news crew and accidentally shooting a coworker while showing off

Kuwaiti Army private, doing service
 
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