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Intended to come in on Casual Friday dressed in cowboy outfit only to realize it's actually Monday. Also forgot to put on the jeans to go with the assless chaps.

To stick with the theme, barn/farmhand.
 
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Had your Charizard burn down the entire building.

Janitor at a fast food chain.
 
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Did too good a job, made the half-assing manager look bad

President of the United States
 
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Decided to lurk in other countries and had secret emails revealed to the public.

Professional Boxer
 
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Penguin bit their donger off, accused of bestiality
Alternatively, drew gay fanart of the penguins, accused of being a fucking weirdo

Professional Youtuber
 
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Accidentally uploaded his parents' "special" videos from their shared desktop.

Professional jewel thief.
 
Bent down to pick up a ball and farted directly at the umpire
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Got to Wimbledon and mooned the Queen

Deep sea fishermn
 
Got caught in the middle of a fight between Captain Ahab and Captain Nemo. Ship was totaled.

Botanist.
 
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Smoked all the plants trying to find the one that gets you most fucked up.

Egyptologist at the British Museum.
 
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Forgot to padlock cursed sarcophagus shut before leaving and a night guard got murdered by a risen mummy.

Pest exterminator.
 
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