How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

Sold ice cream with peanuts to kid who was allergic to peanuts and got sued by parents.
Mall Employee on Black Friday
 
Makes a insulting joke about Kim Jong Un and gets a bomb dropped on the white house.
Santa's Elf
 
Get paid $9,001 to make underaged diaperfur snuff porn and told that it'll be completely lowkey, but v& right as you send it to your client.

Unionized Skeleton Death Lord
 
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Labor Unions are outlawed by Trump. Skeletron ends up on street begging.

Outdated cartoonist who draws tits.
 
Kissing cute boys while at work, but they are really just his drawings

Ninja who works on a somalian pirate crew
 
The rest of the crew buys into the dumb "Ninjas vs Pirates" meme and tosses you overboard.

Fry cook
 
Spit into the burger that you thought was going to be your coworker's lunch, but it actually went to the health inspector instead.
game show host
 
Called someone a dumb fuck on air after they failed to answer a simple question.

Porn set fluffer (pre-viagra days)
 
Using your teeth (after you filed them to nice, sharp points).

Picking up crab apples on your neighbor's yard. (That was my first paying job.)
 
Using your penis.

Barman at a swanky country club
 
Filled client's hard drive with cheese pizza for a giggle and got partyv& by the FBI instead.

Sea World trainer.
 
Constantly ask coworkers if they know anyone who has the Dawn Brancheau Tilikum video.

Computer coding teacher for high school students.
 
Fired be being so dumb they didn't understand the simple rules of a forum game.

Topless waitress (or waiter)
 
Fired for not being a woman
Security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
 
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