How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Accidentally killed client's entire Butterfly collection
Ballot Counter

Assassinated by Russian KGB agents who want a Roosevelt win, and were a little late in getting there thanks to some idiot not wanting to stop for directions.

Librarian!

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Crushed by bookshelf full of genre erotica.

Coal miner!

 

[King]

Trapped by a cave in with 50 other miners and running out of oxygen.

English Teacher!

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Floridian English teacher - slept with underage student.
Anywhere else - put a rival in a coma after escalated disagreement over use of the Oxford Comma.

Internet forum moderator!

 

[Ntwadumela]

Got demoted for trolling @Null

Conflict Resolution Officer

 

[Pina Colada]

Failed to intervene in a fistfight between a crazy cat lady and a guy who thinks he's a goldfish.

Cardiologist!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Mistakes a critical heart disease in an animal for one with a human.

Lobster Shucker

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Lost a nipple to a particularly determined lobster's claw.

Professional chef!

 

[Pikimon]

Youd stick your ballsack in the salad in a hilarious misunderstanding when the Sous Chef asks you to "add nuts"

Brianna Wu's Psychiatrist

 

[Somar]

Somehow make Brianna even worse than she already is.
Storm Trooper

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

For telling Darth Vader he looks "super kawaii" and breaking the dress code by customizing your regulation armor so it looks more like a pokeball.

Zoe Quinn's gynecologist

 

[Pina Colada]

For almost getting eaten alive by a mutant Uroboros living in the depths of her uterus, and her filing a sexual harassment lawsuit afterwards. Thus, "WombwormGate" was born.

Space pirate!

 

[Somar]

Crew found out you were going to make them walk the plank into the empty void of space after the treasure was found, so they made you do it instead.
Trump's bodyguard

 

[drain]

Killed by someone like Chris-chan or other fanatic

Nick Bate's dentist

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

No teeth left to treat between the prison ass-beatings and the abysmal hygiene. Alternatively, you don't get fired, you just fucking quit.

Wal-Mart cashier.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Acted reasonably

Terrorist

 

[drain]

Failed to explode yourself in a place full of toddlers.

Hairdresser

 

[Somar]

Made customer's hair look exactly like Trump's hair
Starfleet crew member

 

[Hummingbird]

Betrayed the Federation to the Borg.

I'm a clothes sorter (of donated clothes) who sometimes works in recycling and cleaning.

 

[polonium]

Caught sniffing donated knickers

Ice-cream street vendor