How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

[Sexy Potoo]

Boss catches him drilling glory holes in the bathroom stalls

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Keeps playing "All Star" on the intercoms.

Drug Dealer

 

[c-no]

Gets sent to prison after snorting all the coke.

Game developer

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Outed as sex tourist

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Being a communist.

 

[HY 140]

lose to a team of Magicarp

 

[GS 281]

Being too old school.

 

[Somar]

Not being potty trained
Sony Employee

 

[DrJonesHat]

Buys an Xbox One

UFOligist

 

[Zorceror44]

Misconduct and recklessness while performing field excavations. You're an archaeologist and a college professor Dr. Jones, not a grand adventurer.

 

[glass_houses]

Appalling fashion taste.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fapping in the bathroom.

 

[glass_houses]

Fapping in the bathroom.

Spying on me as I fap in the bathroom.

 

[Antipathy]

Fapping on the windows and then licking them.

 

[glass_houses]

Also fapping on the windows, but not cleaning up after yourself when you're done.

 

[Antipathy]

Fixation on window fapping.

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Report them for the racism we all know displaying the English flag to be.

 

[Antipathy]

Confusing the Red Cross's logo for the English flag.

 

[Somar]

Gave sick patient wrong pills
Life Guard

 

[admiral]

Pissing in the coffee pot
Barista at a drag-waitress cafe.