How would you kill the user above you?

@Ruin: Make Hillary Clinton win the 2016 US presidential elections.
@Ntwadumela: Dare him to step across a line. Repeat process until the line is on a cliff edge.
 
By poisoning his dinner.

That's way too simple. For you, as you have no nose, you have to breath through your mouth. Therefore, I can fill your mouth with superglue and (the lack of) oxygen will take its course.

I do have to admit that it's an easy way of killing me, though.
 
Drowned with White Russians.
 
Tell Dad jokes to until you die of embarrassment
 
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