How would you react to meeting a fellow KiwiFarms user IRL?

[Caesare]

Probably rape em or light them on fire or something.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Only one person knows I use this website and now they're locked up in my basement.

please let me out

 

[Slap47]

I would almost certainly ignore them unless they engaged with me for some reason. If they asked for directions or something I would probably comment on the shirt as an aside.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I would be like, HEY FELLOW KIWI!!! HOW YA DOING? DO YOU KNOW HARBINGER OF KALI YUGA? YOU KNOW THE GUY WITH THE NINA HAGEN AVATAR? YOU KNOW THE ANIMATED ONE WHERE SHE'S MOVING AROUND AND IT'S REALLY WELL DONE AND STUFF? You're a fucking faggot go back to browsing the CWC board all day bro fuck off if you don't know who I am FUCK YOU!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Murder-suicide.

 

[Wormy]

Oh. That's nice. Now get the fuck off my property.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Yall realize how fucking segregated this place is? There are entire communities dedicated to one specific person who'll never go elsewhere and then there's (most of us I assume) who spend more time in General and don't generally care about CWC. It'd be like saying "how would you react meeting someone from the other end of your home country?"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Take em behind the dumpster and fuck them even more senseless

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Go to subway with them, order sandwiches with loads of banana peppers, upload the pics and tag Null while laughing at his banana pepper-less life.

 

[cuddle striker]

in truth: I know of one person IRL who's a kf. I don't know her username. She introduced me to the site, and I suspect has argued with me on here.

 

[dillybars]

I would pretend I don’t know so neither of us powerlevel and keep anonymous on here

 

[Canoodler]

I met a KiwiFarms user IRL once, but he was fat and I would not have had sex with him.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Id ask that kiwi bitch if they Wana share a blunt

If it's a hot girl, probably mack on her, maybe chat if it was a user like Syaoran Li or something, otherwise get the fuck away from me, haha, nope!

>me mouthing call me

loudly point at the shirt, lean head back, squeal loudly like a little girl

FTFY

Id start the conversation with

"N..."

See where it goes.

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Yall realize how fucking segregated this place is?

. It'd be like saying "how would you react meeting someone from the other end of your home country?"

It's like when Africans from different ends of the africancontinent meet irl

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[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I would feed @NekoRightsActivist a peach

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Wow, you look even more autistic than I expected.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

How would I know it's a Kiwi Farm user if I don't know what they look like from here?

 

[mr.moon1488]

I'd immediately take a picture of them, get all their info, and then say "if I get doxed, you get doxed."

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I found my uncle on here due to me knowing his particularly mild autistic tastes, relevant history, and matching it up with said user based on things only I would know when I spotted him in the wild on here. It was interesting and cool, but not surprising. He is an ancient oldfag and I had no idea he was here when I joined initially to make fun of a fat woman.