How would you react to meeting a fellow KiwiFarms user IRL?

[DildoGaggins]

I'd like to imagine we'd high five and then start talking about Phil's new Arby's outlet.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'd treat them the same as I would the Buddha if I met them on the road.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I'd tell them I'm someone else. I need to have a go-to username ready--preferably someone with a low post count or high negrating.

 

[SweetDee]

Grab them firmly by the shoulders and then proceed to tell them about my birds. You cannot escape my grasp.

If it were you, I would also tell you about my birbs.

But seriously? I probably wouldn't do anything; not the friendliest irl.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

If it were you, I would also tell you about my birbs.

But seriously? I probably wouldn't do anything; not the friendliest irl.

We can double team other farmers and force them to listen to the gospel of birb.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd tell them I'm someone else. I need to have a go-to username ready--preferably someone with a low post count or high negrating.

Tell them you're @Uncanny Valley.

 

[James Howlett]

I'd go in to shake their hand,and at the last moment, grab their crotch instead.

 

[Russian Civil War]

Three words: mutual anal prolapses.

 

[Carmilla]

I probably wouldn't even notice, to tell the truth.

 

[FemalePresident]

I'd bring a Mozartorte

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'd tell them I'm someone else. I need to have a go-to username ready--preferably someone with a low post count or high negrating.

Just pretend to be me. Nobody'll question it

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Do the Nazi salute, then literally murder 15-20 trans women.

 

[Shit Waifu]

probably punch them in the face and run away like the bitch I am

 

[Schmeckel]

Shout "ISLAMIC CONTENT" and go about my day.

 

[Smith Banquod]

Depends on where the meeting would take place, if it's on the street I'd probably just think "cool" and move on. But if it's at some party or a local pub, guess I'd get them a beer and enjoy some banter.

 

[Shidoen]

“Niggers amirite?”

 

[TheTrumanShow]

"Got milk"?

 

[EnemyStand]

Ignore them. Not because I don't want their autism rubbing off on me, but because my casual use of gamer words would immediately out me as an A&N sperg.

 

[IKOL]

Me? In my shithole? Yeah, right.

 

[nosferatu]

I’d blow them.