How would you react to meeting a fellow KiwiFarms user IRL?

[pozilei]

Make sure there's a couch, sofa or similar piece of furniture nearby.

 

[cypocryphy]

I was molested by a kiwifarms user irl.

 

[Red Hood]

The secret fist bump/handshake.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'd probably ask if they were a kiwi and if I knew them. Not really sure where it'd go from there.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I'd introduce myself as Jake Alley. Then start crying.

 

[Dreamland]

Do you happen to have the brit/int/ and aus/fa/ meetups too, i know someone made a comic of the latter, i'll search my memestore when i'm home.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

I would make awkward small talk, smiling and nodding, all the while concocting a story I can tell about the chance meetup later, wherein I was literally raped/harrassed/doxxed so that I can rake in them reblogs and Twitter followers.

 

[Red Hood]

I'd introduce myself as Jake Alley. Then start crying.

Are you gross enough to believably be Jake?

 

[RG 448]

You’ll know when it happens.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Are you gross enough to believably be Jake?

Good point.

 

[SeaPancake]

This whole thread is why we shouldn't meet up.

 

[UnfortunateInsect]

Greet them and talk to them like a normal fucking person.

 

[MemeGray]

 

[DumbDosh]

Get up real close and whisper in their ear

"I know where that shirt is from"

 

[DangerousGas]

Eh, I've met an American kiwi already, and there's a couple of brit ones I know. They're all weirdly normal.

 

[An Ghost]

Act like a spastic. Then tell them I’m a different user.

If it was null tho I’d buy him a drink.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Grab them firmly by the shoulders and then proceed to tell them about my birds. You cannot escape my grasp.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Both of those women are disgusting pie-faced kikes.

 

[A Witty Name]

Like any of us would actually walk up to the person and introduce ourselves, let alone say anything about the farms.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

if it's a tranny: kick his ass.
if it's a girl: rape, followed by a delicious creampie.
if it's a guy: ask him how many dicks he sucked.