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This actually happened to me once, someone saw me browsing the Farms on my phone and it launched into a 20 minute conversation about Chris-Chan. They're a lurker, not an actual member though. Still really funny.
How would you react to meeting a fellow KiwiFarms user IRL?
- Thread starter Flying_with_the_Penguins
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I don't know. My gf and a few of my friends irl are lurkers here and of cwciki. So probably how I normally treat them?
If it was actual user? I'd most likely run into @chekovia or @Lego Tugboat purely based on physical proximity. I'd buy them goon bags from their overpriced Australian liqour stores.
Anyone else I'd probably just complement them on their t shirt, ask who they were, let them know who I was have a polite chat and then leave.
If it was actual user? I'd most likely run into @chekovia or @Lego Tugboat purely based on physical proximity. I'd buy them goon bags from their overpriced Australian liqour stores.
Anyone else I'd probably just complement them on their t shirt, ask who they were, let them know who I was have a polite chat and then leave.
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I suppose I'd greet them like anyone else and ask, "Are you a Kiwi?" to see if they responded with the super secret pass phrase.
We would be goon brothers. I don't think I've drunk goon since university but I'd imagine we could finish off a 4 litre in 2 hours and order a halal snack pack off menulog.
But yeah, meeting a kiwi in real life would be weird. When I listen to @A Hot Tranny's streams I'm reminded that most people here are Americans & what comes off well in the page might not come off well in speech.
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Wait do they put the chips on the bottom where you get your halal snack packs?
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I would hide my :powerlevel:...
Unless she was a cute boyfriend-free girl...
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Pfft, we all know we wouldn't do shit. And I don't wanna meet any of you in real life. Might end up doxxed and swatted. gtfo.
Yeah. Chips, typically lamb on top, garlic sauce & BBQ sauce. I like to add hummus to it, though.
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Actually, yeah. I always just prefer garlic sauce, maybe that makes me a heretic.
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Nothing wrong with garlic sauce. If it was up to me most fast food chains would be forced to have Lea and Perrins as an option
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Hold them down and record their screams
Lea and perkins is pretty good on everything, bruh, in spag bol it's the piquancy you don't deserve, in chips, it's the bleak darkness you're scared of. Never give in to the fear of the sauce!
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Vilnus Asuncion
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I would point at him (Just him, no need to pretend It would be a girl) yell -POWERLEVEL!!!- and escape doing the Naruto run.
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wauterboi, is that you?!
Seriously though, I'd rather hear about somebody's pet than their kids.
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I would ask them which thread they are featured in.
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Ask them if they're a slanderous troll and/or if they got their monthly tugboat, then pass them a kiwi fruit
UncleFezziesPantsPuppet
Cool it Sanchez, or you’ll get a knuckle supper
True & Honest Fan
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Buy em a beer, smoke em out, bs about life.
Then sell them my knock off KF shirt. “Null doxxed my parents and all I got was this internet ridicule.”
Then sell them my knock off KF shirt. “Null doxxed my parents and all I got was this internet ridicule.”