How would you react to meeting a fellow KiwiFarms user IRL?

[Sithis]

Avoid them. Just because I'm internet autistic doesn't mean I'm stupid.

 

[L50LasPak]

I met a member of the forums at a thrift store. He was wearing one of the shirts, one of the ones that had the Kiwi Logo and said "BROKE DICK FARMS" on it in big black letters. I looked at him, and he looked at me, and made a face like he was expecting me to say something, but I decided he was fat and ugly and I wanted nothing to do with him so I just left.

 

[Lady Round Buns]

I think it depends on what level of greasy sperg they are, or at least look like. I look like an average mom, not particularly greasy, but I guess as long as they looked like just a regular person, I'd be like, "That Joshua Moon is some guy, eh?"

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

It depends.

Do they know that I am also a member? If so, mission compromised, DFE and never come here again. Deny ever having heard of "Kiwi forums".

If not, I'd probably wait until they couldn't see me any more and make the pointing soyjack face. Then go home and never speak of it again.

 

[Mojo Thief]

If I'm able to identify someone as a Farms user IRL chances are extremely good that person emits Chernobyl-levels of ionizing autism and I'm gonna give them a very wide berth.

Also because they're probably also fat.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If it's a hot girl, probably mack on her, maybe chat if it was a user like Syaoran Li or something, otherwise get the fuck away from me, haha, nope!

 

[Burned CDs]

I've met two, at the same time. We happened to talk about the site and Lucas werner, turns out we had accounts. We didn't ask each other what our handles were, for the sake of anonymity.

 

[Grub]

I'd be pretty stoked, seems like there's a bunch of people here from BC and they all seem pretty based.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I wouldn’t care. That’s some Reddit shit acting like having an account here makes you part of some super secret club.

 

[Caesare]

Last kiwi I met (I've met many), it was arranged not a random meet up. I was going to cancel because I had already been awake for three days but I didn't wanna be rude.

We drank beer and ate two dozen raw oysters and just bs'd for a few hours. It was fun.

When I got home from the meeting, I stayed up yet another night and listened to old howard stern shows.

It was pretty righteous.

 

[TroonsDid911]

Id start the conversation with

"N..."

See where it goes.

 

[A-Z0-9]

Whatever I choose to do in that situation will vary wildly depending on wether or not that person's forum handle is called "Dynastia".

 

[cuddle striker]

loudly point at the shirt, lean head back, scream

 

[Sage In All Fields]

"Nice t-shirt"
Same thing I always do, lowkey but a nice nod and they get to choose if they want to keep talking to you.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Depends. How creepy do I look that day? How creepy do they look?

If we both pass the creep factor test then I'd greet them. If I had the guts to I'd point at them and call them a "nigger faggot who I would not have sex with". But IRL I'm a very quiet and shy person who doesn’t want to offend anyone, so even though it's not likely anyone here would be offended by being called that, I'd probably end up just saying "nice shirt, love that site" as I walked by.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

immediately sprint into oncoming traffic

 

[JektheDumbass]

I don't want to interact with any of you spergy faggots tbh.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

To answer OP about seeing a Kiwi shirt out in the wild, I'd probably end up squeeing "It's a kiwiiiii" like a girly sperg, then give the obligatory "JULAAAAY" or something to that effect.

I've already met a Kiwi IRL, though, and I gave him a hug from the excitement and we sperged about everything and nothing the whole time. Was a wonderful time, really, will do it again and next time go out into the world to put the stickers on everything like Kiwi vandals or something.

 

[Sketch Turner]

I wouldn't because of what it literally says in register.php not to use anything personally identifiable, lol.

(Which for the record, has a small typo within it.)

 

[round robin]

Only one person knows I use this website and now they're locked up in my basement.