Hyenas - The "Overwatch killer" by Creative Assembly

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Combining the hideous fortnitesque visual style with a roster composed 93% of dangerhair latinx mulatto hijabi transbians reminds of faggots who have as much unprotected anal sex as possible in order to combine different strains of AIDS together and incubate super AIDS in their assholes

Also do any of you remember that there used to be popular shooter games that had good gameplay and a diverse set of characters and also had soul? Were video games ever good or did I hallucinate that?
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Actually fuck Quake 3, even each of the ct and terro subspecies in CS 1.6 had more soul than all of these nuFPS niggers combined
 
I can't fucking wait for it to be released, crash and burn, and the supporters purged from CA so TW can finally be reinvested in.
 
Looks like the shit that Battlefront took and Randy Pitchford took a picture of said shit and sent it to this company.
 
I remember when Overwatch was once poised to be "the League Killer" way, way back when. So seeing the phrase "Overwatch Killer" just makes me laugh at how big Overwatch actually once was compared to now.
 
From the description this is just lawbreakers without the unwarranted Cliffyb hype.
 
Power Appreciator said:
Combining the hideous fortnitesque visual style with a roster composed 93% of dangerhair latinx mulatto hijabi transbians reminds of faggots who have as much unprotected anal sex as possible in order to combine different strains of AIDS together and incubate super AIDS in their assholes

Also do any of you remember that there used to be popular shooter games that had good gameplay and a diverse set of characters and also had soul? Were video games ever good or did I hallucinate that?
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Actually fuck Quake 3, even each of the ct and terro subspecies in CS 1.6 had more soul than all of these nuFPS niggers combined
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Mynx died a couple of years ago. :(
 
Making an Overwatch style game is like making a Marvel/DC movie. They might as well send the source code where the master cut Batgirl is locked up.
 
FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
I'm not usually the first one to complain that they are deliberately making it ugly, but what the hell else do you call this shit? Who wants this? Even people who look like this don't want to be presented like this, that's why they use cutesy avatars on social media. Even if the game was good, this presentation is such a massive turnoff.
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The character designs look like they let a bunch of six year olds loose in a Party City.
 
Mr.Miyagi said:
CA going and making TW: Pharaoh and this, instead of the much fan-requested Medieval 3, or a sequel or successor to something like Shogun or Empire, really makes me wonder just how dire the quality at their offices is. I could understand not doing another Alien game, presumably the cost of the license and the lower sales of Isolation steered them away (even if the quality was high), but why this? Do they really think this is going to pay off? Are the suits at the office just that out-of-touch? Or were there attempts at returning to the games fans want, that fell apart for some reason? The statements they've put out about how Hyenas is totally not affecting development of WH3 DLC reeks of desperation.

All I see when I look at this stuff is a studio executive rubbing his palms, imagining all that incredible lootbox money that the game could theoretically make. At least Medi3 would guarantee sales to CA's fans, regardless of whether it's a step down or not.
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The biggest problem i see with CA is that they don't listen to constructive critism. Autists like LOTW, Volound might be grating but they know everything there is to know about what makes a good TW game.
 
Chaos Theorist said:
Release a RTS
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I've heard they did a pretty decent job on Halo Wars, a console RTS.
Jimmy Nightcock said:
Is the "leak" on /v/ about CA dumping Total War for this real? I almost want it to be just to watch the guaranteed failure.
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It's more they are speedrunning the slaughter of their golden goose.
The Chief Product Officer threatened to discontinue the game if their latest overpriced and low content DLC fails, which got even the reddit cucks up in arms because they've pretty much given up maintaining old content.
Gender: Xenomorph said:
Must be the perfect time to launch a game nobody cares about, in a genre everyone is bored of, with a gimmick everyone is tired of.
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Alien Isolation was a great game, so they are more than a one trick TW pony, but the arena shooter market is beyond saturated.
 
SIMIΔN said:
Alien Isolation was a great game, so they are more than a one trick TW pony, but the arena shooter market is beyond saturated.
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Probably was stuck in dev hell for a while. I imagine it was meant to release when Arena Shooters were still relevant (5 years ago). I'll also tick on my Bingo card that it was an unique, original IP, rebranded as a hero shooter cause some higher up said "Did you guys hear about hero shooters? What if we remake our latest project as a hero shooter?".
 
Y'know the really sad thing? You can get away with having utterly shitty character designs and pozzed bios and plots and whatever ... if you end up delivering a game that's actually fun to play. Lesbian and fag characters both eat lead just as well as their straight counterparts and that dangerhair ain't gonna save 'em from explosives either. But as long as it's fun, that stuff is just pandering. Just make the game fun.

Regrettably the odds of them actually doing that are as close to zero as makes no odds.
 
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