Hyenas - The "Overwatch killer" by Creative Assembly

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Man it's almost like this shit happened already with lawbreakers, gay ass neon spray painted hero shooter coming out late in the lifespan of a dying genre complete with a logo with crossed out eyes.

At least this didn't get far enough to have some retard get tattooed for it lmfao
 
Yahtzee Croshaw called it "spunk-gargle-wee-wee", so maybe "amhole discharge simulator"?
"Rainbow vomit heroes" would be the best name, because most of these characters look like they were designed by somebody vomiting a rainbow over shitty action figures. Even then, you still saw more interesting big budget titles done even during the peak of the Brown Bloom Military Shooter days around 2011.
 
Wow looks the fastest record of these free play online games being shutdown has been set by this game. Since, this game didn't even get a full release only a public playable beta. Well, Atleast we were spared from this train wreck.
 
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I have to say its funny that a purported “Overwatch killer” is named “Hyenas” after a scavenger animal considering Overwatch is pretty much dead lmao.
Also something I remember from the days of CYD: Anthro hyenas used to be a real popular choice for when furfags wanted to signal herm/tranny fetish material.
 
How the fuck is Sega still active after 2 decades of so many massively retarded business failures and mismanagement?
 
What is it with modern shooters and covering literally every inch of the screen edge with shitty UI? Looking at videos of the beta that's what stood out the most to me aside from the garish aesthetic.
 
The Total War subreddit is having a good laugh.
Considering TW is back to being the only thing CA has going for them, and especially on the back of the recent DLC shitshow, who can blame them?


Are esports even a thing anymore? I remember everyone being crazy about korean nerds playing starcraft, but does anything actually happen now? Everything I ever knew about is dying.
Sort of. They still get decent viewership online, but the idea of e-sports going mainstream and being the next big thing is pretty much dead after Faze absolutely fucking shat the bed after going public
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Considering TW is back to being the only thing CA has going for them, and especially on the back of the recent DLC shitshow, who can blame them?



Sort of. They still get decent viewership online, but the idea of e-sports going mainstream and being the next big thing is pretty much dead after Faze absolutely fucking shat the bed after going public
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Wow. Buy this stock and you too can join the 1%. The people who have 1% of their money left.
 
someone send me an email about this game and now i'm looknig into it. the trailer they released was genuinely bad. like it was completely soulless.

is Creative Assembly woke or is that just SEGA? If they made a new Alien game, would the Alien be a tranny?
CA is a company that has been in perpetual decline since 2006 the last arguably good game came out in 2011 with total war shogun 2. Since then they have survived of brand recognition while being a husk of a company that keep releasing shittier and simplified tittles. When it comes to wokeness They started off early since atleast 2017. Where they added shit like female generals in Rome 2 instead of fixing their buggy mess of a game.
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A good youtube channel to watch to see the actual decline of the series is Volound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M86F6ks0KUc&list=PLlmEEm6A0j5BqZmcDFQHFJeS64-Mg2uAH
His Hyenas vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8XQI2sdGM
 
I thought the game was dead on arrival but I thought they would... Well, release it lol. CA is shit though, they completely fucked total war, so them failing is a good thing.
 
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