I am a gnome

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Every night before bed I sneak on to my neighbors property and move his garden gnomes around.
 
All gnomes are not necessarily bad.

It's mostly garden gnomes who gives them a bad reputation. Most forest gnomes are hardworking honest gnomes.

I personally have nothing against gnomes. One of my best friend growing up was a gnome. But I can understand why some people are a bit gnomecist.
 
innocent jogger said:
Are you THE gnome that Syd Barret wrote a song about?

Also what do you think of the terrible Linux desktop appropriating your people's name?
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I am the reason Syd went insane. As for the OS, I don't care. I am a gnome, not a computer.
Coldgrip said:
If you were a true gnome, how many rapes could you feasibly commit in a 5 day period?
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More than the poser that raped the Tokyo Tower. 10 rapes in one second? Bitch, I've raped entire planets in 0.1 nanosecond. Motherfucker needs to stick with gay Swedish pop music.
 
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