I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

[Brett DeLawyer]

Erverlord please do not take my Khet thread from me, where else will I hear about Jenna’s crazy bread kool-aid and prison antics

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Lolcows should be funny.

If this is where where we’re going to stand then might as well purge the Chris Chan board since he’s been a sadcow for a decade plus.

 

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

Periodically, I am reminded at how genuinely incapable you are at applying YOUR OWN OPINIONS consistently. It's almost a talent.
View attachment 5630535

Here's a suggestion null, if you want to find out why people hate watch DSP, why don't you WATCH HIS STREAM!
Seriously bro, wtf . I don't talk about Chopped™ like, "uuuuh wtf? why do people like this? it's just some boring cooking show" IDK nigga how about trying to WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW!!

I watch DSP occasionally for pleasure and to laugh at him being retarded. Never once have I hated this man. Sounds like you need to calm down.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

To think all this shit started because of one @ symbol lmfao. If that’s what killed a subforum that would be hilarious.

I already nominate this whole drama for the LOTY poll 2024 for any fitting category. If we don't have a fitting category we need to create one. And the cheese war thread should get the price for last year retroactively.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

If this is where where we’re going to stand then might as well purge the Chris Chan board since he’s been a sadcow for a decade plus.

chrischan board is kinda boring now its just people trying to find out who the new person is. he only has a subforum for historical relevance and nostalgia if i had to guess

 

[FormerPro]

I am going to answer the question seriously because I love Phil and 90% of the time this board contributes to the DarksydePhil experience and I don't have to sit through 45 minute detractor videos with the same 5 meme clips edited in every 30 seconds to find some the good stuff. Funny DSP stuff this year:

• Phils ongoing crusade against rollback netcode because he got banned on a forum by the guy who made it 20 years ago
• Phil being so bad at the new Zelda he got dunked on by VTubers and Tiktok zoomers
• Phil wearing button down shirts with the same Zelda PJ pants 2 days in a row because his wife was sick and never did the laundry
• Phil's garage being so full of Doordash styrofoam he has an ant infestation
• Phil buying a new $300 fightstick only to blame/punch it every stream
• This little emo boy's haircut from his stream a few days ago:

Sure, it's nothing spectacular like raping your own mom or almost getting beaten to death in the streets, but most of the time I can have a good laugh at DSP without feeling like I need a shower after. I'm asking in good faith not to take away a corner of the internet for me to laugh at a 40 year old manchild just being petulant on the internet without having to resort to Doody streams videos or 19 hour long mental diagnosis videos by that one guy. At least until a few weeks after Tekken 8 comes out.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

You just want people to grovel to you and beg not to close the subforum so your 3rd world shithole of a life doesn’t seem as miserable as it is.

Actual DSP behavior, it all makes sense now.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Sad to see the MLK jr. Weekend tainted with the closing of the DSP board.

 

[Vect]

I guess DSP just outlived his own subforum.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I already nominate this whole drama for the LOTY poll 2024 for any fitting category.

May I suggest the creation of a “most spectacular Null spergout” category?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The most recent thing I remember DSP doing that made me laugh was the WWE mobile game shit. Haven't paid attention to him since.

 

[Delamain]

I’m indifferent with dsp the dude’s a greasy dude with a miserable life it’s surprising the level of hatred people actually have for this man it’s funny on its own way but let’s face it.
There’s been numerous occasions where people have done illegal stuff and posted it on the subforum and it is a liability because if something happens this site is going to get fingered for it and then all of us lose.

 

[Near]

Phil wearing button down shirts with the same Zelda PJ pants 2 days in a row

Oh man. The horror.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

you actually were okay with keffals (fucking keffals, the disgusting degenerate that has rendered your site into an impotent vagabond of the internet, being kicked out of every domain and webhosting platform) and congratulated him on grifting his fans for over $100,000 to be spent on hookers on cocaine, off the back of the only thing left in your life that has given you any relevancy.

Because anyone who even donated to keffals in the first place is a fucking retard, faggot.

When people pester courts and public records office for information about CWC, it's cool, that's content. But when someone mildly fucks with DSP's internet settings for like 24 hours, that's the biggest crime against humanity

One of those things is legal and funny and the other is a actual crime that doesn't bring any funny content.

Sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, crusading faggot.

I regret ever sending you a fucking dollar to support what I thought was free speech on this website.

Fool me once, shame on you. Twice, definitely on me.

Are you seriously acting like removing a subforum based on a boring tard because idiots can't stop being annoying is censoring free speech?

 

[millais]

Please consider reopening the subforum. I am a longtime site user and find that the dedicated threads for tracking his mobile game spending and finances are very useful references. There is so much misinformation out there, but the documentation and analysis that the subforum users provide is almost always spot on.

 

[Rotollo 2]

is this a copypasta ?

no, but it will be

Please consider reopening the subforum. I am a longtime site user and find that the dedicated threads for tracking his mobile game spending and finances are very useful references. There is so much misinformation out there, but the documentation and analysis that the subforum users provide is almost always spot on.

I guess my question is, what would a entire subforum offer that a consolidated thread wouldnt at this point: (ie like how nick Fuentes went from thread fo subforum back to a single thread again)?

 

[Harm]

Maybe there's room for a compromise, one thread which goes in internet tough guys or something and stays there. People can talk about his mobile game spending, his fat wife, and his pajamas in there as is the case for all other lolcows.

If the point of the subforum was containment and that "containment" is backfiring by becoming a repository for boasting about the crime you committed against Phil, then the subforum has been a detriment more than a benefit.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

Please consider reopening the subforum. I am a longtime site user and find that the dedicated threads for tracking his mobile game spending and finances are very useful references. There is so much misinformation out there, but the documentation and analysis that the subforum users provide is almost always spot on.

it'll be archived

 

[Japs_eye]

I watch DSP occasionally for pleasure and to laugh at him being retarded. Never once have I hated this man. Sounds like you need to calm down.

IDK when not-liking a person online became equal to aylahging. Not every form of entertainment is just haha laughs. You don't watch a horror movie for the keks, you don't watch a thriller to calm down. Dave is the same way.

He appeals to me in multiple facets. I can laugh at him calling the star on top of the Christmas tree the "star of David", and I can also be stunned when he greedily begs on his night stream after receiving $150 just a couple hours previous. I can go "ack ack" when he pimps his fat wife out for superberries, and I can also marvel out how big of a piece of shit he is when he uses her past abusive ex to own the trolls.

You can do both. And everyone on this site understands this (including null, he feels the same way about Dick), but for some reason we need to do this disingenuous virtue signaling when it comes to the guy. I didn't hack the pigga's bank account, and neither did 99.9% of the people on this forum. I just like dishing tea with my fellow sistas on this literal gossip site. It's not that deep.

 

[FormerPro]

Oh man. The horror.

A 40 year old man wearing a formal shirt with Zelda PJ pants because his wife is bed bound due to illness and instead of doing the laundry himself he's just letting it pile up for her to do when she recovers just tickles me what can I say.