i. am. done. - 6/21/2018

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What the flying fuck is she wearing? It looks like someone squished her through a purple colander. Yep, amby, showing cellulite skin is DEFFO the way to go as you cruise round Walmart.

Dammit. Should've asked Big Daddy Null if we could have a scootypuff included in the merch. I'm sure she'd love a personalised KF one.
 
where the hell are this girls family/friends ?! at this point it is NOT something you can fix alone - you need professionals help (i honestly dont mean that in a mean way) as someone with a food disorder (i just goes days without really eating and then binge - its not something i even do on purpose and i am not "fat" by any means but damn not healthy either - but i did it SO LONG i couldn't fix it by myself!) GIRLLLLLLL get off youtube and get in touch with a nutritionist and a psychologist ASAP
 
Intuitive eating works when you are a normal sized person eating normal sized amounts of normal food. Crave bread? Might be low on energy and need simple carbs. Crave a banana? Might be low on potassium. Crave melon or tangerine? Might be thirsty and low on energy and need liquids and sugars to perk you up.

What people like Amber and people on Tumblr mean by "intuitive eating" is just an excuse to eat what they want, when they want, in the massive quanities that they want. It's not their fault they weigh several hundred pounds more than a fully grown man. Their bodies neeeeeeed the food. Not listening to the *~natural~* need to eat is disordered eating!
 
DuckSucker said:
Clips of her, all sweaty and dirty and gross, panting and out of breath as she hobbles across a street: "Guys it's been about 4 hours and I dont think I can make it. I have to get to the McDonalds. It's all I can think of,
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That's what we get anyway. Just replace "wilderness" with "Necky's car" and the struggle across that parking lot is real. Never let it be said our goorl doesn't work for her nosebag.
 
Owlflaps said:
I found the segment with the bug @ 11:08.

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She probably killed it when she slapped her sausage fingers on it.
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I bet you she eats it off camera and has a bowl of them.
 
Maybe if she learned to bring the calories she was counting below the 5 digit mark daily...
 
her anecdote about Hannah doesn't really work because I would also guess that Hannah works out.
 
What's shes overwhelmed with is staying in her head trying to come up with new excuses on why she cant diet properly.
 
nodramallama said:
where the hell are this girls family/friend
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Amber's youtube money sustains the household so her roommates and girlfriend to not say anything to her. As far as I know she doesn't really have any friends outside of her girlfriend.

Amberlynns parents were addicts and she had to live in foster care and group homes and shit. It doesn't seem like they are helpful or present in her adult life either.
 
"I know what to eat, I know what's healthy and what's not"

bitch didn't you think fried chicken mcnuggets were free calories just a few days ago? best of luck big al
 
nodramallama said:
where the hell are this girls family/friends‽
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Amber doesn't have friends, she just has a house full of people who basically rely on her YT funds and thus she pretty much can do whatever she wants. Becky might be close to the breaking point though, not sure.

JaneThough said:
She's that must closer to living Slither realness.

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What in the actual fuck is that from.
 
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