I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

[bigshot]

Today's the 5th? Right on schedule.

Email dump in 3... 2.... 1....

 

[TaterBot]

This is more like it.

I think Chris should get in his car and go to Orange, VA and talk to Jessica face-to-face. That's bound to clear up any misunderstandings and get them eating out of the same trough again.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

It seems as if Chris has finally discovered the shocking TRUTH!!

Forgive me for not keeping up with Chris's insanity, but what are those lines on his chest? They don't look like seams for a bra.

 

[Pony Horn]

And so ends the least-secretive secret relationship ever.

I'm sorry, Chris.

 

[Un Platano]

I am truley sorry for your lots.

 

[Y2K Baby]

WTF, what happened? I'm so sorry but for the love of God, please don't curse me.

 

[GV 002]

Well bloody hell.

It's most uncouth to curse, Chris, your British ancestors would have you done for witchcraft. Swear on me mum.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Just like when the wallflower left him.

 

[Mettaton EX]

And so ends the least secretive 'secret relationship' in recent history. Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss. Keep on being you, Chris.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This is the closest to Classic Chris in years.

 

[KM 749]

I wonder where Chris will decide to take the fat Rosechu episode after this. Maybe Chris himself gets fat and depressed, sitting on the bed while cursing the injustices of the internet.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Sorry for your loss. Move on.

 

[CWCissey]

I think Chris' curse backfired guys, I got a date for next week!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Curses -- especially "To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again" -- don't work in real life, Empathy Incarnate.

 

[Keine]

This almost feels staged with how over the top his voice is. It was about when Chris tried to fake cry or something that I started to feel this way.

To be fair, all of Chris' emotions are shallow emulations because :autism: so it's hard to tell.

 

[Fareal]

Forgive me for not keeping up with Chris's insanity, but what are those lines on his chest? They don't look like seams for a bra.

He's wearing a t shirt underneath and that's part of the print. He may be wearing the pony face shirt but I cba to check.

 

[GokuGetEm]

THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!

Good......Good!!!!! Feel your hatred flow through you!

Now channel that anger and strike KF down!

 

[Azafran90]

Are you sure you wanted to date someone who would scare your cats with her face?

ok in all seriousness, your relationship had issues that weren´t related to the trolls

 

[Robotron]

No need to curse me Chris, i've already got tons of slots reserved in hell from past experience.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

He's wearing a t shirt underneath and that's part of the print. He may be wearing the pony face shirt but I cba to check.

That's not a good colour when you're as pale as he is. Am I the only one who didn't realize he had a shirt on?